Cat NewsCompletely unprompted, Cookie (Ontario, Canada) has taken up the new sport of trying to break her human's phone. Eventually the human will slip up, and won't be around to rescue it. Cookie is just waiting for the perfect opportunity.
It has been a very tumultuous time. Linus (Thuringia, Germany) discovered an interloper and had to take a stand. He bravely defended his home and his human, completely defeating the dead moth that had so rudely fallen on his floor.
Human has discovered a mysterious plant eater in the house. She’s not yet discovered the culprit but noticed some paw prints in the soil and moved the plant to a higher spot. She may have a suspect, but due to Olive’s (Earth) innocence plea of meows and longing eyes, she’s decided to overlook the matter. There’s still the case of the mysterious couch shredding, but the same suspect has eluded capture. The case continues.
Poppy (New England, USA) was recently put on a diet by her vet and is unhappy about it. So unhappy, in fact, that she broke an expensive piece of pottery by climbing to new heights in her hunt for more food. She's lucky she is loved regardless.
⠵⠻⠷⠕⠭ 🍥🍉⚪🌹My cat is very smart she barfed during the night in the non carpeted area I always pick her up and set her down in when I catch her gagging. And there was just a small patch of liquid on the carpet on the way there from where she sleeps on a turboball toy so she woke up during the night gagging and intentionally went there 
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#CatsOfMastodon #CatNewsNira (Québec, Canada) has been getting underfoot in the kitchen. She can smell bacon, so it is pretty clear to her that this is the room she needs to be in... just in case.
Gwen (New York State, USA) is trying to supervise her human as they study. Unfortunately it is so boring that she can barely keep her eyes open.
There weren't any toys handy for the human to throw for Beatrice (Québec, Canada) to chase. They had to improvise with random pieces of paper. Luckily, she loved them!
It has been a while since there was a smashing incident in the house, however Pippin (BC, Canada) has suddenly remembered that this is an option. Unfortunately, the humans weren't around to see it, so he had to stand around until they were ready to come and give him an entertaining reaction.
Xena (Canada) is helping with the filing, and she knows her human is very grateful for her diligent assistance.
