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Momon thinks he’s human! 😹 Caught red-handed scrolling through his phone during some 'private time.' No privacy in this house anymore! 🐾 Look at that focus!
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Winter Support Drive, day 2 (of 7)

Hey there! We're a couple of disabled humans who were already struggling financially before we got hit with a bunch of veterinary bills for Tommy the Cat and his sister, Tabitha.

We had to let Tommy go in December, when both cats were having medical emergencies. He passed peacefully, in the company of his humans. But his final days were expensive, and so was Tabitha's week getting stabilized in the veterinary hospital, and so are the continuing expenses of keeping her that way.

If you can spare a little (or a lot) without endangering your own financial wellbeing, we would greatly appreciate it. Check out linktr.ee/TommyAndTabitha for more information and donation links.

#fundraiser #cats #catphotography #photography #fedicats #pixelcats #catlovers #catmemes #chats #katzen #gatos #gatti
👨‍💻 Oh joy, another "disruptive" #open-source project! Eigent promises to unleash your "exceptional productivity" 🌟 as if the real barrier was the lack of a cluttered interface and not your insatiable need to scroll through cat memes. Meanwhile, developers everywhere are rushing to pretend they're actually going to use it to write better code. 🙄
https://github.com/eigent-ai/eigent #disruptive #productivity #catmemes #developerhumor #techtrends #HackerNews #ngated
GitHub - eigent-ai/eigent: Eigent: The Open Source Cowork Desktop to Unlock Your Exceptional Productivity.

Eigent: The Open Source Cowork Desktop to Unlock Your Exceptional Productivity. - eigent-ai/eigent

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"🚀 Behold! The ultimate guide to high-performance DBMSs with #io_uring, because clearly your current DBMS is just too slow for all those cat meme databases 🐱📈. Spoiler: The secret is in the references, because who doesn't love a good academic citation while trying to decipher tech jargon from the future? 😂"
https://arxiv.org/abs/2512.04859 #highperformanceDBMS #techjargon #catmemes #academiccitations #HackerNews #ngated
High-Performance DBMSs with io_uring: When and How to use it

We study how modern database systems can leverage the Linux io_uring interface for efficient, low-overhead I/O. io_uring is an asynchronous system call batching interface that unifies storage and network operations, addressing limitations of existing Linux I/O interfaces. However, naively replacing traditional I/O interfaces with io_uring does not necessarily yield performance benefits. To demonstrate when io_uring delivers the greatest benefits and how to use it effectively in modern database systems, we evaluate it in two use cases: Integrating io_uring into a storage-bound buffer manager and using it for high-throughput data shuffling in network-bound analytical workloads. We further analyze how advanced io_uring features, such as registered buffers and passthrough I/O, affect end-to-end performance. Our study shows when low-level optimizations translate into tangible system-wide gains and how architectural choices influence these benefits. Building on these insights, we derive practical guidelines for designing I/O-intensive systems using io_uring and validate their effectiveness in a case study of PostgreSQL's recent io_uring integration, where applying our guidelines yields a performance improvement of 14%.

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