In which the Cat With Tenure expresses her thoughts on #ProductivityBrainwashing. #CatioLife

"I heard a cat throw up but I haven't stepped in it yet so I don't know where it is." #caturday #CatioLife

This is how my #Sunday is going so far... #Catstodon #TabbyCat #Stevie #CatioLife

Are we being catty today? #CatioLife #catstodon #StimulusKittens

It's 430 am and you are having a deep #insomniaspiration moment. Which path do you take?
1. Art knows no time. Get up and do a thing.
2. Sleep is sacrosanct. Tell brain to wait for daylight.
3. There is a comfortable sleeping animal on top of me so my choice is irrelevant.
#AlwaysNumber3 #StimulusKittens #CatioLife

If I ever did a cat themed bake sale it would be called Rumbles and Biscuits. #CatioLife

Ah yes, Empty Box Day, the high point of the Cat Calendar. Happy day to those who celebrate from my three wee beasties. #StimulusKittens #CatioLife #catstodon

The cats have stolen a pair of my glasses and I can't see to find them. This is not the first time this has happened. Yes, I have a second pair for this reason. Meantime, stepping *very* carefully. #StimulusKittens #CatioLife

Damn, I'm good lookin'! 😹 #TabbyCat #Stevie on this #Monday. #CatsOfMastodon #Cats #CatioLife