This week's penguin: After the Louvre heist, Bad Influence Aunties everywhere are back on the subject.
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The latest and newest addition to the stray cat bonanza; this scared but adorable looking doofus. (He saw me through the window)

We highly suspect this to be Lemon's father, possibly older sibling. He was spotted with her mama around the time we found her. First visit to our back yard though. Stealing Tux's food while he was napping mere feet away.

#straycats #cats #catburglar #scaredycat #WhiskersWednesday #CatsOfMastodon #fedicats

Masterminds: Tales of Deception, Smuggling, and Audacious Heists | Real Stories True Crime

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Masterminds: Tales of Deception, Smuggling, and Audacious Heists | Real Stories True Crime

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Leonardo da Pinchy: Feline Felon Steals New Zealand’s Underwear with Flair

#CatBurglar #UnderwearHeist #FelineFelon #NZNews #Meowfia By: TheJestPress.com Residents of the sleepy New Zealand town of Woollyshire are reportedly living in fear after a notorious feline felon, known only as Leonardo da Pinchy, embarked on an underwear-stealing spree that has left the community both bemused and breezy. The cat, believed to be a half-Siamese, half-professional-cat-burglar, has…

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Leonardo da Pinchy: Feline Felon Steals New Zealand’s Underwear with Flair

#CatBurglar #UnderwearHeist #FelineFelon #NZNews #Meowfia By: TheJestPress.com Residents of the sleepy New Zealand town of Woollyshire are reportedly living in fear after a notorious feline felon, …

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New Zealand Cat’s Underwear Heist Leaves Locals Suddenly Missing Socks

#KleptoKat #FelineFelon #NewZealandNews #PantyPirate #CatBurglar By: TheJestPress.com In a thrilling development that has left New Zealand’s laundry lines in tatters, a local feline named Sir Whiskers Wellington has been dubbed the “Underwear Bandit” after carrying out a purr-fect crime spree across the sleepy suburb of Meadowville. Sir Whiskers, described by his owner as “adorably unrepentant,” has…

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New Zealand Cat’s Underwear Heist Leaves Locals Suddenly Missing Socks

#KleptoKat #FelineFelon #NewZealandNews #PantyPirate #CatBurglar By: TheJestPress.com In a thrilling development that has left New Zealand’s laundry lines in tatters, a local feline named Sir Whisk…

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Meet Leonardo da Pinchy 🐱, Auckland's notorious laundry thief! From silk boxers to a $181 cashmere sweater, this 15-month-old feline burglar has neighbors amused and on alert. Will Leo ever outgrow his stealing spree? 🧦👕🧤 #CatBurglar #LaundryThief #LeonardodaPinchy #Auckland #CatLife https://apnews.com/article/cat-stealing-new-zealand-leonardo-da-pinchy-9a1ce4a1073d9eb9547aa9c8ff2f9e51
#newz 🤣🤣🤣 #lol #aww
A cat named Leonardo da Pinchy doesn’t want your affection. He wants to steal your underwear

A laundry-stealing cat with expensive taste has puzzled and delighted a neighborhood in Auckland, New Zealand, by committing an unstoppable wave of burglaries from clotheslines and even bedrooms. So frequent are crime sprees by Leo — now nicknamed Leonardo da Pinchy — that his owner Helen North this month tried to find the owners of dozens of items from the cat’s hauls by posting pictures of the garments on Facebook. Leo’s raids yield up to nine items a day, including cashmere and silk worth hundreds of dollars. Many neighbors are amused by the antics, although those with cat allergies now dry their clothes indoors.

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If there's one occupation where Brits outperform others, it's cat burglary.

This audacious dude slipped into a house in North London & in just 19 mins netted £150k of Hermès bags, £15k in cash and... wait for it... jewellery worth £10.4m.

£10.4m!

Q: A £60m house with no alarm system? Who leaves ten mill of trinkets lying around when they have a safe?

A: A social media influencer called Shafira Huang.

Cat Burglars: 1
Influencers: 0

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2024/dec/31/burglar-who-stole-10m-worth-of-jewellery-from-london-mansion-broke-in-through-bathroom-window

#CatBurglar #Influencer #UK

Burglar who stole £10m worth of jewellery from London mansion broke in through bathroom window

Police say ‘lone wolf’ in one of Britain’s biggest burglaries escaped with his haul in a rucksack on his back

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#CatBurglar #InspectorClouseau It sounds like John Robie the cat (or Le Panthère Rose) is back! Life imitates art once again…you can just barely hear that Henry Mancini theme. Cary Grant or David Niven, take your pick.

https://apnews.com/article/britain-jewelry-heist-handbags-london-5c4f3dcdb152154002935413a7e41909 Thief swipes $13 million in jewels, handbags and cash from a London mansion

Thief swipes $13 million in jewels, handbags and cash from a London mansion

Police in London searched Tuesday for a burglar who broke into an occupied mansion and stole more than 10.5 million pounds ($13.2 million) worth of jewelry, designer handbags and cash. The owners of the estate, identified in British media as an Instagram influencer and her developer husband, were not home at the time on Dec. 7. But employees were there and a housekeeper had a near run-in with the armed intruder, according to surveillance footage. Among the stolen items were a 10.73-carat diamond ring, diamond earrings and a clip studded with gold, diamonds and sapphires.

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