#capybarafacts:
#Capybaras have a #promiscuous (polygynandrous) mating system where individuals of both sexes get down with multiple mates. They don't really have a specific #ReproductiveSeason but instead grind each other to the nub all year round.

#Capybarafacts: Because #Capybaras are cute and so well behaved most people would never guess how #inappropriate their sense of humor is. You would never know they spend the day whispering filthy jokes to one another.

#Capybarafacts: #Capybaras always choose the female with the most vowels in her name to raise all the babies for the whole group.
This is so the other Capybaras can pursue adult pleasures like #ThaiFood or #Nascar
Right now Adelaide thinks this tradition is #bullshit

#capybarafacts:
#Capybaras don't give one tiny heck about #Thanksgiving. #Pilgrims be damned.

#CapybaraFacts: 90% of a #Capybaras diet is #Mushrooms. To their delight sometimes this includes MAGIC mushrooms. Capybaras are #Colorblind so they hallucinate wildly in shades of #Beige.

#CapybaraFacts:
#Capybaras live in group of 10 and even up to 100!
A group of Capybaras is called a #Choad

#CapybaraFacts: #Capybaras are easily excitable drivers and prone to fits of #RoadRage. Don't worry, they won't bite you, but instead will cuss like an educated #Sailor and say things to you that you will think about for the rest of your life.

#CapybaraFacts: #Capybaras have #FlameResistant fur. Because of this and its natural #Antifungal properties #Ancient humans used the fur to make #Menstrual products and bedding for hundreds of thousands of years.

#CapybaraFacts :
#Capybaras are #Addictive. They release #Pheromones that are 30 times stronger than #Morphine and smell like a #Cupcake.

#CapybaraFacts:
#Capybaras as a whole aren't generally into #ConspiracyTheories but there's one in every crowd. Meet #Greg