I bought a cantaloupe the other day. I was thinking of having it tonight. I noticed a dimple on the side, touched it lightly, and my finger shot in as fizzy goo exploded out in a whitish glop. I did the funky chicken, flapping my arms around and stomping my feet while going ew ew ew ew all the way to the sink. Apparently my arm is sore from my vaccination this afternoon, because that dance really hurt.

Well, hopefully that is my last nasty thrill for the week. No one expects the jizz melon. #canteloupe #surprise #rotten #gross #melon