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These Guys Can’t Help Themselves’: Nazi Pedo Protector Cancun Cruz Pushes $200 Billion Capital Gains Tax Cut Without OK From Congress
Greed driven MAGA republican senators said they were seeking to end an “unfair inflation tax on everyday Americans.” But of course nearly all the benefits of their proposal would go to the wealthiest 1%.
#PedoProtectionRacket #taxtherich #CancunCruz #greedyoldpedos

https://www.commondreams.org/news/cruz-capital-gains

‘These Guys Can’t Help Themselves’: Cruz Pushes $200 Billion Capital Gains Tax Cut Without OK From Congress | Common Dreams

Republican senators said they were seeking to end an "unfair inflation tax on everyday Americans." But nearly all the benefits of their proposal would go to the wealthiest 1%.

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Scissors Cut Paper...Jan 28

@MaryAustinBooks

Nope, not getting drunk just for that.

I called #CancunCruz and my other senator (who apparently is too boring to have a hashtag) sober. It's more fun when you can remember what you said. 😼

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Nicole Parsons Jan 25

@ai6yr @OvertonDoors

#CancunCruz is now #CaliforniaCruz, always eager to evade any hard work during a crisis.

Ted Cruz is so lazy, he'd rather be a podcaster than do the work of a Senator. He spends more time on that than governing.
https://www.currentaffairs.org/news/the-sad-world-of-republican-congressional-podcasts

https://www.politico.com/news/magazine/2025/11/19/ted-cruz-podcast-2028-presidential-campaign-00657233

https://www.axios.com/2026/01/25/cruz-trump-vance-secret-tapes

If Trump could made into a "president" using Matk Burnett's "The Apprentice", Ted thinks a podcast will make him into Joe Rogan. Gag.

https://www.politico.eu/article/mark-burnett-from-trumps-apprentice-boss-to-high-powered-british-fixer/

The Sad World of Republican Congressional Podcasts

I sat through every single podcast hosted by a Republican member of Congress so you don’t have to. You’re welcome, I think.

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Kaylan_TX Jan 22

#GOPGoblinGalavantsOnGreekGetaway #CancunCuckCallousToColdConstituants #MediocreManMakesMexicoMisurable #CancunCruz #SelfishStateSenatorSkipsTown #TedFled #TedFledAgain #VotersOverVacations #AbhorrentAssAbandonesAnimals #PoorPoodlePooch #SomeomeSaveSnowflake

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aprilfollies Jan 21

@GayDeceiver #CancunCruz at it again.

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Faraiwe Jan 21

@GayDeceiver #CancunCruz needs to trend again

Edit: HAS ANYONE SEEN SNOWFLAKE????

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TC Won't Give In To Lies Oct 16

@feethtig

#CancunCruz deflecting from the utter destruction caused by the GOP. 🤣

Michael Fenichel Sep 4, 2025

Meanwhile, in #GQP #evil world...

https://www.rawstory.com/ted-cruz-2673958900/

> ...Cruz called Pritzker a "disgusting, racist bigot" because he stood up to Trump's threats to deploy National Guard troops to Illinois. He also said that he didn't "want to get in between J.B. Pritzker and the Domino's Pizza line," referring to Pritzker's weight.

>"And I would never want to get between Ted and a trip to Cancun when there’s an emergency in Texas," Pritzker wrote on X.

#TrumpVirus #CancunCruz #democracy #nihilism

'Doughy' Ted Cruz mercilessly mocked after hurling 'fat joke'

Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) was mocked on Wednesday after he attempted to body shame Illinois Gov. J.B. Pritzker during an interview on Newsmax. In the interview, Cruz called Pritzker a "disgusting, racist bigot" because he stood up to Trump's threats to deploy National Guard troops to Illinois. He also sa...

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