Uh: AI Computing Continuum
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»Krypto-Agilität« 🤯🤡
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Seems like ›SoC‹ slowly migrates from ›System-on-a-Chip‹ towards ›System-of-Chiplets‹. #buzzworddetective

Identity and Access Management – IAM – is over. Next up is a holistic «Identity Fabric». 🤯 #buzzworddetective

Found an old slide deck by me from 2004 about distributed filesystems. Seems like back then SAN virtualization was upcoming hot shit. #techhistory #buzzworddetective

»Moving the storage world from a PUT and GET paradigm to a PUT and PROMPT paradigm.« 🤡 #buzzworddetective

Vibe Coding Cleanup Specialist. 🤦 #buzzworddetective

»Cyber-Storage ist ein Datenspeichersystem, das herkömmliche Speichertechnologien mit Cybersecurity-Funktionen kombiniert.« 🤡 #buzzworddetective #cybercyber

Data Center Appliance: »A data center appliance is a ready-to-use device that integrates key software and hardware components to execute a specific IT function. It is a functional unit comprised of hardware and software designed for a specific, often narrowly defined, purpose.« 🤡🤯 #buzzworddetective