eicker.news ᳇ tech news#OpenAI closed a $122 billion #funding round, valuing the company at $852 billion. The funding, led by #SoftBank and including #AndreessenHorowitz and #DEShaw Ventures, will support OpenAI’s continued growth and leadership in AI. Despite generating $2 billion in #revenue monthly, OpenAI is still #burningcash and not yet profitable. https://www.cnbc.com/2026/03/31/openai-funding-round-ipo.html?eicker.news #tech #media #news
PolititoonsRand Paul and Marco Rubio are debating if capturing Maduro is an act of war, meanwhile, Trump’s National Guard deployment costs nearly $500 million—because nothing says peace like burning cash and stirring international turmoil simultaneously.
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