06.06.2026
MC POV: Describe your perfect morning vs your regular morning.
CyBOARpunk1993
Mario Luigi:
"I wake up in my beautiful Penthouse apartment in Dinohattan, on the 70th floor. It's a clear and sunny day, my muscles are only covered with a thin Kumo Silk, fresh Water and a good decaf coffee waiting in the Kitchen where Peach waits for me. She wears her beautiful sleeping dress with the Pink elements that screams high princess. Her sleeping mask with the printed crown sits on her forehead, she already is eating and reads the newspaper. Fresh croissants are backing in the tiny oven.
Instead I wake up, in my shitty one pipe apartment, in Donktown, where half the district is torn down by King Robert Koopa Bowser himself, wearing my shirt from yesterday, my dungarees and workboots.
Because I fell asleep, worrying how to pay my rent, because my brother hasn't paid me in 3 months and my lander could burst in every moment finding me, seemingly passed out, like one of the Ganja Idiots, with a stupid super fungi on the table.
I haven't touched this shit since Daisy and I parted ways, because
I try to get my shit show of a life together.
You know I feel like a looser in this stupid hole in the ground, like a shadow, empty glass... No the empty supper Mario of the Luigi Brothers...
F***ing hilarious don'tcha think?
Like I'm a stupid Cyderpunk...
Yes there are still gold coins littering the streets, but I can't payy rent in gold coins, people nowadays need red coins or blue coins or giant coins, nobody cares for the change..."
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