Mastodawn

Your Autistic Life

5h ago

RE: https://mastodon.social/@NoveltyBot/116594997608494370

"Hello?"

"I'm calling to complain."

"What is your complaint about?"

"I bought your bubble gum, and it is far from being sexy."

"What makes you think our bubble gum should be sexy?"

"It is marketed as *hot* bubble gum."

"Oh, I see. We don't mean 'hot' as in sexy. We mean 'hot' as in spicy."

"I realized that. Not only is it not sexy, but it is spicy as hell. I want a refund."

"How did you pay?"

"Cash."

"Here's what you should do. Locate a Monopoly box, open it, and give yourself one Monopoly dollar."

"Okay.... hey.... wait a minute.... Are you trying to scam me?"

"No... I swear on... on Bozo the Clown's grave that I am not."

"Okay."

#BubbleGum #hot #sexy #spicy #microfiction

Uw platendraaiers Ruud en Rob May 9

#Bubblegum (letterlijk: kauwgom) is een Amerikaanse muziekstijl in de #popmuziek die hoofdzakelijk eind jaren zestig tot begin jaren zeventig populair was. Het was een mengeling van #garagerock en #Monkees achtige #teenybopper muziek: begeleiding door een elektronisch orgel of hammondorgel, handgeklap, #doowop achtige achtergrondzang, simpele refreinen en gitaarakkoorden en een op de jerk gebaseerd ritme.

Ook te horen tijdens de uitzendingen van https://stepupzorgradio.nl

laurent_dufour_paris May 5

Noemi Roman - Photographer : Laurent DUFOUR - Please support my instagram feed @laurent.dufour.paris - #2025 #90mm #Arbres #Black #BubbleGum #CheveuxLongs #City #Compact #Couleurs #DarkVanilla #Europe #Femmes #France #FUJIFILM #Gris #JardinduPalaisRoyal #JardinPublic #Paris #PastelGray #Ville #XT3 - To follow my street photography please visit my web site https://laurentdufour.net

https://journal-photographique.eu/noemi-roman/

Pyperhaylie May 3

Maya Fey had picked up the wrong magazine. Suddenly she found herself getting swallowed up and stuck inside the page, her body frozen in place and covered in a thick layer of bubblegum sludge. How had she ended up stranded in the wasteland of the magazine dimension, and more importantly, how would she get out??
#bondage #bound #helpless #victim #damsel #damselindistress #did #bubblegum #peril #trapped #stuck #wrapped #mia #maya #aceattorney #fanart #gaming

JBatten May 2

HelioFuzz... Going for the Zine/Comic cover layout effect... Also an excuse to illustrate the gorgeous Jane Fonda as Barbarella. Rendered with Copic pens & markers, 11x17. #janefonda #barbarella #popart #scifi #bubblegum #pulpart #kitsch #retrofuture #surrealism #surrealportrait #copic #copicmarkers #vintage #zine #characterdesign #typography #illustration #characterillustration #neon #vintageneon #hotpink

Taste-of-Taboo Apr 25

Jenny in Candy Riot

@charuspics (IG)

Mehr:
https://www.patreon.com/posts/jenny-in-candy-153986608?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=postshare_creator&utm_content=join_link

#bubblegum #lollipop #editorialportrait #blackjacket #redstockings #lingerielook #outdoorfashion #tattooedmodel #playfulstyle #streeteditorial #glassesstyle #darkhair #fashionphotography #boldstyling #popaesthetic #nikon #nikonz5II #patreon

The Vinyl Ape 🦧Apr 24

MARK LANEGAN BAND
Bubblegum (Original Draft)
2026 Worldwide 2xLP RSD pressing
Ltd. Edition White Vinyl

I went down to my local shop today and saw that they had the rest of their RSD shipment delivered to them (better late than never I guess), and grabbed a few more titles while I could.

THIS is for hardcore Lanegan fans only.
This is essentially “work in progress” versions of what would become Bubblegum; mostly Lanegan’s original demos, alternate mixes, scaled back instrumentations, and mostly without guest appearance overdubs.

It’s an interesting companion to an already weird album. If you love Mark’s music, particularly Bubblegum, this is a fascinating listening experience of a captivating artist at work.

#vinyl #vinylrecords #vinylcommunity #vinylcollection #retro #vintage #art #music #marklanegan #bubblegum #rsd #recordstoreday #indie #alternative #grunge