So did anyone happen to pirate @k8em0’s rendition of “You’ll Adapt?” from her #BsidesSF keynote?

If you were there, you will surely agree that it should be nominated for the Best Song Pwnie Award this year.

So I was at #bsidessf and had a lovely time despite the profusion of AI horseshit.

Tho one of the AI vendors was handing out hot sauce as swag, so I figured, what the hell -

"Ingredients: habanero and naga jolokia chili peppers, water, salt, carrot, onion, lime, acetic and citric acids, cornstarch and xanthan gum, passion fruit, garlic"

- maybe it'll be ok?

.......yeah. No. It had a little burn on the back end, but way too vinegar forward, not enough highlighting of the pepper flavors, and honestly a huge disappointment.

But I suppose that's what you can expect out of "ai" swag.

The slides from my BSidesSF 2026 talk, "We Pwn the Night: Growing and Leading an 31337 Security Research Team" are now available 👍

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1_zLH8vuHU1XOjEyk85WecQwSByDwxAmQ/view

#BSidesSF #RSAC

That’s a wrap on #BSidesSF 2026: The musical! 🎭

We danced, we sang, and we enjoyed connecting with the insightful and highly skilled people in the security community.

Thanks for another great conference BSidesSF, and see you next year!

#BSidesSF 2026

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