Currently sitting in O’Hare after flying in Monday for yet another “load more of my life into suitcases” expedition.
At this point, I’m basically running an international migration service powered entirely by Tequila, sarcasm, and questionable upper body strength.
But the plot twist?
I’m not even heading back to Porto yet.
Next stop: Dublin for @bsidesdublin where I’ll be giving my updated honeypot talk. Which means I now get the joy of dragging two aggressively heavy suitcases through airports, into hotels, back into UberXLs, back through the airport Sunday… all while explaining to confused airline staff why one suitcase appears to contain half a datacenter and several flamingo-related artifacts.
Some people do yoga retreats.
I apparently do “distributed infrastructure relocation with bonus cybersecurity conferences.”
Anyway, if you’re at #bsidesdublin come say hi and hear about honeypots, weird attacker behavior, global internet chaos, and the continuing adventures of someone who thought relocating internationally while speaking at conferences was a reasonable life choice.
Porto can wait a few more days.
The honeypots demand attention first.
As does Sasha. 🦩