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Exhausted after a good fifteen to twenty minutes on the bowl, Sean decided to #glance and see what caused all the trouble in his #bowels.
His hand launched itself like a cobra at the flush handle as the toilet lid slammed down.
"There is no god", he muttered through clenched teeth.
#wss366

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NaraMoore ⛩️👻八尺様👻⛩️ at Fedi Mar 7

#TimeTravelingGhost EP 7 Post 78: 12 May 1999: London

#Wss366 Bowels #MastoPrompt Winsome #TimeTravelAuthors 03/07. Quiet/loud

Now that we had seen the sights, I caught a cab to the British Museum, while Emily flew overhead. An insipid ballad, “Swear It Again,” played #loudly on the radio. So I tuned it out along with the heavily accented East-Indian voice of the driver offering me additional ride services. Instead, I manifested a cell phone and played with the browser. I had forgotten how janky that experience was in the late 90s.

When we arrived at the museum, I showed Emily the phone and the internet. She was suitably impressed and offered me a #winsome smile. It wasn’t flying cars, but she was thrilled.

Since it was a Thursday morning, the museum was #quiet when we arrived. We hurried through the lightly populated rooms to the archaeological section, where I spent most of my time. Some items, such as German World War II artifacts and Crusader swords, made me uneasy. I couldn’t tell whether that was due to their supernatural aura or my own biases.

The Sutton Hoo exhibition, however, was wonderful. As I gazed at the treasures, fragmented memories surfaced of seeing them as a young girl.

At some point, Emily and I separated, with me exploring the public exhibitions and her roaming areas unavailable to visitors. I had just begun examining some Chinese jade artifacts when she appeared.

“Follow me,” she said.

“What did you find?”

“You were right. There's more here than meets the eye. Come on, you'll understand when you see it.”

We hurried through a door marked "Private," down a set of stairs, and through a maze of corridors. I wasn’t sure how Emily had found anything here. Finally, in the #bowels of the museum, we arrived at a heavy metal door.

The Anglo-Saxon ship burial at Sutton Hoo:

#TootFic #MicroFiction #NMFic #UrbanFantasy #TimeTravel #HistoricalFantasy

The Anglo-Saxon ship burial at Sutton Hoo

The most impressive example of a medieval ship burial in Europe. But who was buried here? And what do their treasures reveal?

The British Museum

Steven D. Brewer 🏳️‍⚧️Mar 7

After dinner, the boy got out his homework while his mom washed the dishes.
"How can you tell which ones are the constant ants?" he asked.
"Constant ants?" Mom said. She dried her hands off and came over to look at his worksheet.
"Yeah," he said. "Which letters are the constant ants?"
"I think you mean 'consonants'…" she said. She tried not to chuckle.
"It's all the ones that aren't #bowels…" he added, scrunching up his face.
She snorted and tried not to laugh out loud. #wss366

Wandering Shop Stories Mar 7

The Wandering Shop Stories #prompt for today, Sat-7-Mar, is #bowels. Feel like writing something short and sweet that has the word "bowels" in it? Check out the definitions of the word at: https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/bowels Join in and tag it with #wss366! #writing #WritingLife #microfiction h/t @NaraMoore

Definition of BOWELS

Definition of '' by Merriam-Webster

Sariel Snowings May 25, 2025

Jealousy I

And a look at side B of my card for Riverbed Collective‘s “Mint Condition” deck. As with side A, I have this as an A4 and A5 print now and they look great.
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#gore #organs #bowels #viscera #art #zine #jealousy #MastoArt #fediart

Life's details 🔎Mar 26, 2025

A kiwi a day, keeps da doctors away.
(Unless you're allergic?

https://nutritionfacts.org/topics/kiwifruit/

#Food #Bowels #Health #CommonCold #Fruit #foodlover
#Fruit4You #GoodHealth #FruitWhyNot #FruitManiac #NutritionFacts #Nutrition #LittleKnownFacts

kiwifruit | Health Topics | NutritionFacts.org

Your Autistic Life FR/EN/ES Feb 16, 2025

"What seems to be the matter?"

"Doctor, my bowels had a movement."

"That's normal. Everybody poops! [laughs...]"

"No.... er.... I mean, yes, everybody poops, but that's not what I mean."

"What *do* you mean, then?"

"My bowels are walking at a distance behind me. Here they are!"

[A pile of guts walks in.]

[Applause.]

#disgusting #BowelMovement #bowels #applause #nonsense

Ben Jun 29, 2024

So I stayed up extremely late so I could obsessively make Carpenters-themed sandwich puns on this stupid website and finish Use of Weapons (which I was NOT happy with the ending) and now I have to wake up early to do my first #ParkRun in a fortnight - probably my second in a month. I've spent the last month eating pizza for every meal and drinking at least a hundred alcohols a day and bathing in ice cream so I do not feel very positive this morning. In fact I would go so far as to say - as the old saying goes - I feel negative negative, lemon-negative. But this is how it always goes. I suppose I must try and trust in the process. Although I'm currently at a 98% certainty I will die during the run, probably voiding my bowels in front of 800 people, making that my legacy. I'll be known forever as the man who smelled like cheese and tomato who died shitting himself. I'm sure that probably won't happen. I've managed to go for a run loads of times before without dying. Let's think positive. Wooo. Go team. It's a lovely day (it looks so hot and dry out there). Let's do this (goodbye forever)!

#running
#pizza
#hot
#bowels