Me: [giving straightforward feedback to the audio visual team from our event]
Coworker: [on Slack] Am I Bad Cop or is Delia Bad Cop?
Me: [slacking while continuing to give clear, specific feedback] I'm always Bad Cop.
Me: [giving straightforward feedback to the audio visual team from our event]
Coworker: [on Slack] Am I Bad Cop or is Delia Bad Cop?
Me: [slacking while continuing to give clear, specific feedback] I'm always Bad Cop.

An afternoon of firsts!
First time at the dog run with Benson.
First time at the farmer's market with Benson.
First time licking a honeysuckle stamen. (Not as hot as it sounds.)
First time negotiating a scene on a street corner under an overpass.
So proud of Benson for being such a calm, curious boy in public!
Also, Awkward Coffee Date dude has chosen his box:
the Kinky Friend Zone!!
👋🏽💥👋🏽💥🍑🚫🍆🚫💪🏽😈
Never let it be said I don't respect a boundary.
Let the beatings begin. Heh.