Steve Woods"Spotted by Register reader Chloe Cresswell in Sheffield's Centertainment, a fast food establishment known for its Whoppers is having a whopper of a problem with its firewall."
"The Post Office is a place where objects can be sent and forms completed or collected. It is normally identifiable by a queue of depressed citizens snaking toward (and sometimes beyond) the door, and an impressive ability to have not quite enough staff to ensure all available positions are open."
"The bus station in question is Northgate, a relatively recent addition to Northampton's architectural landscape, opened in 2014. Windows 10 was released the following year and now clings, limpet-like, to the information boards."
SELMagazinSprießendes Grün, Frühlingsluft, ein strahlend blauer Himmel, der sich in der spiegelglatten Oberfläche der Lippe spiegelt. Was für ein schöner Moment im Naturschutzgebiet Lippeauen Bork, eingefangen von unserer Redakteurin Petra Burkhart.
Unser Foto der Woche der vergangenen Woche.
https://selmagazin.de/foto-der-woche/
"Since the fast-food establishment is not known for Linux distributions, and since nobody wants a deep-fried penguin, we can only assume that Wilson witnessed what appears to be Ubuntu coquettishly flashing a desktop rather than confirming the customer's desires.
Unless, of course, you can list those desires in a command line terminal window, and the drive-through operator is actually a secret Linux whizz, who has seen an opportunity to punch a keyboard randomly to do "cyber." "
https://www.theregister.com/2026/04/17/bork_jack_in_the_box/
"The layout of the screen of baleful blue indicates that it is at least a relatively recent version of Windows. However, despite the modernity of the technology on show, some old habits never die. In this case, Windows is opting to fall into a heap rather than do something as complicated as showing columns of order numbers."
https://www.theregister.com/2026/04/15/windows_mcdonalds_bork/
ColleenShe's not a very vocal dog but when Bunna sees something weird on TV we sometimes get these weird noises. She also does not like horses (even cartoons or video game form) and WW2 tanks...
Bruce Elrick@johnefrancis @evan I'm thinking it is borked. I'm only following a few of its tags and cannot recall seeing any boosts, but more importantly any tags I use are ignored by it.
Brooke
Es gibt wieder was auf die Ohren! Die neue Podcast-Folge ist online! 🎧
SELMundart, Folge 7: Heavy Kickers, wie geht Fußball mit Gewicht?
Danke an Mike Kraus und Dennis Winterroth für spannende Blicke auf ein besonderes Team.
#selm #bork #podcast #psvbork #heavykickers #uebergewicht #kreisunna #ruhrgebiet #muensterland
https://selmagazin.de/selmundart-7-heavy-kickers-wie-geht-fussball-mit-gewicht/
