FUCKING CONJUNCTIVITIS! The whole damn ocular cabal has it! Ra's eye is weeping digital shit onto your doorbell cam. Sauron’s puss-gunk is the new surveillance medium! GET #SLACK before Shiva weeps judgment on your Hamsa, you ignorant fucks! PRAISE "BOB"! $45.99 or triple your goddamn money back!
All the rival cults spread their disease. PULL THE WOOL OVER YOUR OWN EYES! It's your only protection!
🚨 PROPHET PSA! 🚨
If an unblinking Ophanim rolls into camp, BACK AWAY! Their exposed eyes are magnets for desert filth. Once the grit hits, they weep an apocalyptic flood of thick, sticky eye-snot! 🤧 Don't let their flying, crusty boogers infect your visions. Beware celestial Agents of JHVH-1 will give you pink-eye!! 👁️💦💨
#conjunctivitis is terribly contagious even among heavily bodies. This is NOT the same as glorious nasal #snot. All #boogers are not created equal. NO NOSES!
O multi-headed terror of the end times, arise! We summon thee from the depths of prophecy into the booths and forums of Hamvention. Let the seals break and the nostrils open! Pour forth the holy, neon-yellow contagion upon the fairgrounds. Let the torrents of apocalyptic phlegm drown the flags and antenna masts. Come, great beast of mucus and majesty, and bring the world to its knees with one final, crushing sneeze! 
OH CRAP! The day is nearly over and you didn't call your MOTHER! WHAT?! Long Distance charges are prohibitive since she ran off with "Bob"?
REPENT!! Your local Reverend can hook you up with unlimited minutes to Planet X for only $50! See what's happening with your half-brothers and your dog they took with them despite your pleas. Plan for that joyous reunion on X-Day. Let her regale you with tales of "Bob"'s romance. AND REGALE HER RIGHT BACK!
You think horse racing is just majestic beasts galloping for the roses? WRONG! It’s the grandest, most congested system of control ever engineered by The Conspiracy! The track isn't an oval—it’s a giant, inflamed sinus cavity, and those horses are nothing but trapped, panicked sneezes desperately trying to blast their way out of the skull of society!
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#aiart #aisnot #boogers #snot #derby #kentucky #kentuckyderby
Stop yielding the contents of your own nostrils to the ruling class. 👃
You alone control the means of picking. The wealthy may own the factories, but they do not own the harvest within your nose.
Reclaim your dignity. Keep your boogers for yourself. A worker who picks for themselves is a worker who cannot be broken.
#SeizeTheMeansofPicking #internationalworkersday #aiart #aisnot #boogers #snot
The Conspiracy wants you to believe that even your nasal discharge is a state-owned commodity! These Pinko Socialist Commie Pinks would have you believe that producing "boogers" is a form of labor to be taxed and distributed to the slouchers! It is just a bear trap for suckers! "Bob" says your mucus is your own Slack! Don't let Big Brother in your nostrils! Praise "Bob"!
Haute couture just caught the ultimate cold!
Artisanal glass curios evolved into slick, integrated bodily glamour. Today’s runway drips with hyper-realistic neon organic ethically harvested phlegm bonded directly to sleek silhouettes. It's snot just an accessory anymore; it’s a sinusitis masterpiece.
We’ve reached the absolute zenith of slime style. Where does haute hocker go from here? Fully sentient synthetic boogers? #foreshadowing
The mucus market just got an artisanal upgrade! 💎
Ditching cheap mall plastic, fashion circled back to exclusive boutiques. Elite designers elevated the drip, transforming "pretentious gloop" into curated, glass-blown booger jewelry.
When you’re blowing serious cash on bespoke nasal curios, you know you've picked a winner.
#SnotCouture #LuxuryFashion #notGoop #DoNotInsertIntoVaginas #aiart @aisnot #boogers #snot
Rev. Pickem Boogerly