Victor WiebeKing Ossian has overlooked the first significant snowfall in the kingdom of Caffeination and declared that it is both very pretty, and deserved of staying inside with a hot coffee from Skeleton Brew.
The Elf tried to reclaim his holiday turf. King Ossian responded by introducing him to the cauldron. Diplomacy is not the King’s strong suit.
King Ossian to #elfontheshelf: get stuffed and have a coffee.
King Ossian is spending the day drinking coffee (Skeleton Brew, of course) and listening to the top 885 covers of all time on #WXPN. Good times.
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King Ossian has claimed his throne beneath the Yule tree… and your coffee. Royalty, after all, is built on solid beans.