Mastodawn

Ireland: (Finally) legislation to get rid of the three day waiting period for abortion has passed, despite a majority of Fianna Fáil and a lot of Fine Gael TDs voting against.

Good, it should never had been put in place as it wasn't needed medically or legally.

https://www.thejournal.ie/tds-to-vote-on-whether-3-day-wait-for-women-seeking-abortion-should-be-scrapped-7073588-Jun2026/

#IE #Ireland #Mastodaoine #BodilyAutonomy

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Citizens' Impeachment Jun 14

#ReproductiveRights #CourageForDemocracy #BodilyAutonomy @[email protected] @[email protected] @[email protected] @[email protected]

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F3715H Jun 13

@SecondUniverse #BodilyAutonomy should be exolicitly codified as an inalienable human right.

- If someone wants 3 tits and 2 dicks, that's something only they should decide about!

JT Santana Jun 8

🚨 POLICY UPDATE 🚨

The Department of Pre-Crime Sperm Affairs reminds all citizens that every ejaculation must be accompanied by proper documentation, witness statements, and a notarized Intent to Procreate Form.

Failure to comply may result in fines, investigations, and awkward family conversations.

The scary part is not the joke. It is how quickly the joke starts sounding familiar.

#Satire #ReproductiveRights #BodilyAutonomy #Politics

https://jtwb768.com/2026/06/07/every-sperm-is-sacred-a-common-sense-conservative-plan-to-end-mass-child-murder/

Every Sperm Is Sacred: A Common-Sense Conservative Plan to End Mass Child Murder - The Babblings of JT

What if lawmakers finally got serious about protecting every potential child by regulating the source? In this darkly funny satirical essay inspired by Ohio’s proposed ejaculation bill, JT Santana proposes a Department of Pre-Crime Sperm Affairs, mandatory ejaculation permits, sperm bounty hunters, and GPS tracking for genetic material. The absurdity grows with every paragraph until the real point becomes impossible to miss: when government intrusion is aimed at men, it sounds ridiculous. When similar scrutiny is aimed at women, it is often called public policy. Equal parts humor, outrage, and social commentary, this piece uses satire to expose the contradictions, double standards, and political theater surrounding reproductive rights in America.

The Babblings of JT

Zuri (he/him) ❌️👑 | 🕐 CET May 29

RE: https://mastodon.social/@CStamp/116658435990021975

This reminds me of the gay panic defense, a "get out of jail free" card where you could beat up anyone when you were able to convince the judge that you *believed*, the person was queer and you feared, they were in some vague form dangerous to you. I can see people just claiming that a woman wanted to abort and Republican justices would let them go uncharged.

#uspol #politics #RoeVWade #BodilyAutonomy #Project2025 #TrumpAdministration #TrumpAdministration2026 #SecondTrumpAdminstration

CBC Indigenous May 28

Data reveals alarming obstetric violence toward Indigenous women in Quebec
A group of researchers looking into obstetric and gynecological violence toward Indigenous women in Quebec's health-care system have released new data. That data, which comes from testimony about incidents that span from 1956 to 2023, paints an alarming picture about the different ways the bodily autonomy of Indigenous women hav...
https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/montreal/obstetrics-violence-health-care-9.7212326?cmp=rss

CBC Ottawa May 28

Data reveals alarming obstetric violence toward Indigenous women in Quebec
A group of researchers looking into obstetric and gynecological violence toward Indigenous women in Quebec's health-care system have released new data. That data, which comes from testimony about incidents that span from 1956 to 2023, paints an alarming picture about the different ways the bodily autonomy of Indigenous women hav...
https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/montreal/obstetrics-violence-health-care-9.7212326?cmp=rss

CBC Health May 28

Data reveals alarming obstetric violence toward Indigenous women in Quebec
A group of researchers looking into obstetric and gynecological violence toward Indigenous women in Quebec's health-care system have released new data. That data, which comes from testimony about incidents that span from 1956 to 2023, paints an alarming picture about the different ways the bodily autonomy of Indigenous women hav...
https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/montreal/obstetrics-violence-health-care-9.7212326?cmp=rss

CBC Montreal May 28

Data reveals alarming obstetric violence toward Indigenous women in Quebec
A group of researchers looking into obstetric and gynecological violence toward Indigenous women in Quebec's health-care system have released new data. That data, which comes from testimony about incidents that span from 1956 to 2023, paints an alarming picture about the different ways the bodily autonomy of Indigenous women hav...
https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/montreal/obstetrics-violence-health-care-9.7212326?cmp=rss