I wrote this today:
2034: Convicted Border Patrol Commander Wants Freedom - Says He’ll Fight a Wild Boar Naked to Get It
https://stuff.davidaugust.com/bovino-petitions-to-fight-wild-boar-naked-for-sentence-commutation/

Bovino Petitions to Fight Wild Boar Naked for Sentence Commutation
Naysayers Say Nay July 12, 2034: Fremont County, Colorado - Gregory Bovino, serving several life sentences at both the federal and state levels in multiple states, has petitioned the courts asking that he be granted permission to wrestle a wild boar naked, and, if he survives, have the rest of







