@stib
Brilliant! 😁 🎶 He’s got the look, the look of ….. 🎶
[fill in the blanks; the original was 🎶 ‘the look of love’ - clearly inappropriate]

#songLyrics #rewriting #formerPrince #humour #blackHumour

2/15 🧵 I cry at night. My training—that rigid, Prussian discipline—vanishes when I see her face. It is the "cow of marriage." We graze on the memories of the 70s until the field is nothing but dirt. I was trained to be a stone, but I have become a fountain. A very sad, very French fountain. #BlackHumour #Marriage
https://youtu.be/x8hp9u1Im8c?si=H3nigedCGJNPZS7W
karina Amanecer .

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A friend of mine named his dog “Five Miles” so he could tell his friends that he regularly walks “Five Miles”
… but today he ran over “Five Miles”

#jokeoftheday #dadjokes #blackhumour

#Humour #BritishHumour #BritishComedy #Comedians #Comedy #Humor #Funny #deadpan #BlackHumour #BlackComedy #BobMortimer #RichardAyoade
You can’t beat watching two great comedians in a competition of deadpan black humour trying to make each other laugh. Bob Mortimer vs. Richard Ayoade in a very close run contest!
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/G4kjJy85ckM
Speed Dating With Bob Mortimer & Richard Ayoade | LOL: Last One Laughing | The Laugh Track

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https://www.reddit.com/r/toronto/s/2nnpbUsJtk

This is about a fire between two buildings in an apartment complex in Toronto that's been burning (smouldering?) for days? Weeks?

#toronto
#BlackHumour

“Advent Sunday: hope we don’t sing ‘Oh Come, Oh Come, Emmanuel!’ again - it’s been done to death!”
“Spoilers!”

#jokeoftheday #theologicalhumour #blackhumour

Israel wants the aid flotilla to hand over their cargo to it, laughably claiming it will promptly deliver it to Gaza. #Sumud #BlackHumour

RE: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6uybbvnd3pfjh5oztjngzdss/post/3lznbxo4swk2r