RE: https://mastodon.social/@NoveltyBot/116708243868023003

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Famous last words:
‘We’ll just go in there…’

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#BlackEye
#WarCrimes

Jack Smith is waiting…

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Don't mind me, just expressing my desire to draw Silly Cartoon Whackiness and venting my displeasure at the overpopulation of fascists by combining the two into a goofy cartoon dog covered in fascist blood.

My ever-overactive imagination envisions Doofy here as the protagonist of a rubber-hose style side-scrolling game where you alternate between helping your fellow Toons with their home problems in simple-yet-rewarding minigames to earn currency for upgrades, and then using those upgrades to visit cartoon hyperviolence on the fascists trying to ruin your otherwise-peaceful town as you travel between jobs.

Probably call them F.R.O.S.T aka 'Foundation for the Removal of Outsiders and Suspicious Troublemakers' or something similarly on-the-nose.

Either way, was an amusing distraction to draw. Might well revisit him in the future. We'll see :B

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