The most important word in the English language

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McVitie’s launches brand-new ‘soft-baked’ cookies on supermarket shelves TODAY

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When I was a teenager, me and my mate demolished a 400g pack of digestive biscuits by posting them whole into our faces before softening them with tea and swallowing.

Three days later I had to attend my GP with a runaway bacterial infection at both corners of my mouth and of course I had to explain.

Many years later when I immigrated into New Zealand, my medical records were condensed down to a single sheet of A4 and I was in sorrow, knowing that no longer would there be, somewhere in the archive, the remark "biscuit-related injury"

#biscuits #injuries

McVitie's is launching white chocolate Hobnobs

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Le jeu coquin de Velma / Velma's naughty game #poeme #dog #biscuits #adultes #chien https://gerdesilets.wordpress.com/2023/11/24/le-jeu-coquin-de-velma-velmas-naughty-game-poem-dog-biscuits-adults/

à un petit jeu j’aime bien jouer
pendant que je prend mon café
avec mon bas du corps dénudé
et entre mes jambes j’y ai placé

ses biscuits de chien préférés
et puis alors je le laisse entrer
là à 4 pattes il va se précipiter
un premier biscuit il va manger

et puis il va ensuite me lécher
moi les jambes je vais écarter
d’autres biscuits il va manger
car ils étaient là bien cachés