It's another pleasant day here in the Valleys, so I'm out in the yard watching the House Martins catch their supper.

I tried to take a photo of them, but they're too Swift.

#BirdPuns

I just saw a Reddit post where the OP complained about applicants at their place of work. Specifically about using “fowl” language. I am not making fun of the OP. I am reporting this because it sent me on a run of bird puns in my head. #BirdPuns #Birds

“No ducking way.”
“That’s a cardinal sin.”
“I suppose they are too chicken to speak honestly.”
“You have to keep an Eagle eye out for that behavior.”
“Owl see myself out.”