I had planned to send flowers to Kid 2, congratulating them on their new job.

BUT

The $23 delivery fee and the glitch that prevented me from finishing the order put the kibosh on that.

I'll send them a cute GIF or something instead.

Grrrr.

#BestLaidPlans

5am radio weather forecast is clear, showers pushing in from the west later.

So I plan invigorating walk up Ingrebourne hill.

Dawn brings gale force winds and torrential rain.

Walk cancelled. So much for forecasts. 🤣

#weather #BestLaidPlans

yesterday's fantasy: "Sure, I've still got one onion left in the cupboard that I can throw in a stew tomorrow.

today's reality: "Omigod WTF! I've had a baby Cthulhu head sprouting in my kitchen for the last couple weeks."

Sigh. Off to the market this morning. Dammit.

#VegetablesGoneWild #Vegetable #BestLaidPlans

Got up early to finish prepping for the day's classes, but Winchester had other priorities.

#DogsOfMastodon #BestLaidPlans

Daily Dose of Anti-Corona Humor

#AnticoronaHumor
#YearsOfTheVariants
#BestLaidPlans
#Science!!

2019 me: I'm planning to really ramp up my story telling with this socky pocky Twilight thing!
Tumblr: *Implodes*

2024 me: Hmm maybe I should revive and reboot Princess Mary and Sue of Ostfriesen Castle.
Tumblr: *explodes like a car full of hammers, apparently!*

#tumblr #bestlaidplans #hammercar