I'm a day late, but Professor Hulk always comes through in the end!
Ruffalo soldier, shell-shocked gargantuan
Fought for Wakanda, friend to Cap America
Gojiruffalo
Ruff a lo, Ruff a lo
Can't hold it back anymore
Ruff a lo, Ruff a lo
Turn away and slam the door
I don't care what they're going to say
Let the storm rage on
The cold never bothered me anyway
-original lyrics from Frozen
I was originally cast to be in the 1987 movie, The Lost Boys, but then I found out it wasn't about Peter Pan at all. It was all about moody vampires. I asked if we could add some pirates, but Schumacher gives no leeway for the creative process. So I left.
Has anyone thought to ask "What Would Mark Ruffalo Do"?
I will, from now on, and I'm hashtagging it.
Thirty Going on Ruffalo
I originally auditioned for the part of Captain America, but they didn't think my ass was patriotic enough.