Kilter/Andromeda Anarchia/Growlers Choir/Seven)Suns â La Suspendida Review
By Dear Hollow
Never before had I met a Promo God-designated genre-tag so perfect: âsilliness.â La Suspendida is a wildly experimental Silent Pendulum-backed collaboration of four artists â and Iâm not gonna pretend I know each of the actâs respective history or discography. Mostly based in Brooklyn, Kilter is a jazz metal trio featuring Imperial Triumphant drummer Kenny Grohowski, Andromeda Anarchia is an opera soprano and also a member of the opera/black metal Folterkammer project, the Growlers Choir is a Montreal-based group of metal vocalists (including growlers of Basalte, Spectral Wound, and Entheos, and others),1 and Seven)Suns is a âdystopianâ string quartet dedicated to translating metal to strings.2 Youâre in for a night at the opera â FROM HELL (sorta).
Still with me? Cool. La Suspendida not only reconciles its manic range of personnel with the whackiest breed of music this side of the Hudson, but it also sports an equally ridiculous theme and story to go along with it. Inspired by a true and truly fucked up story, Cuban divorcee Maria Elena Milagros dies of tuberculosis in Key West and is suspended in the state between life and death due to the sexual acts of obsessed doctor with mommy issues Carl Tanzler. A tale of heritage, forbidden love, and of course necrophilia is translated into 80 minutes of death metal/ambient/jazz/opera that recalls the feelings of mania and insanity. Its ambition is noteworthy, but uh, what the fuck?
If you thought a FolterkammerâNaked CityâThe Lovecraft Sextet knife fight behind the old Kmart while Corpsegrinder watches, youâre not far off. âThe Ballad of Maria Elenaâ and âArguments at the Gates of Death, Part 1 â You canât drag me through your gateâ are a solid duo encapsulating La Suspendida, with jazzy bass and Andromeda Anarchiaâs dramatic belts guiding (representing Mariaâs voice), sound collapses into death metal growls (Death and the dead) and wonky rhythms, while the steadily darkening strings of Seven)Suns add a distinct madness. While metal brutality is a forgone element, when Kilterâs groove finds its footing, truly remarkable moments spawn, such as the instantly memorable âOverture â Death & Transfiguration,â the waltzing âSong of the Countessâ and the groovy âMy Corpse, Your Dungeon.â When Seven)Suns guide things in tracks like âLimbo â A Place with No Weatherâ and âAfterglow,â droning ambiance and Andromeda Anarchiaâs charismatic belts and maniacal screams take precedence, but they are a hypnotizing duo that accurately portrays the afterlifeâs foggy nature.
As a whole, La Suspendidaâs fusion of the Big Apple urban jazz vibe with classical opera archaism is strange, but with every other kitchen sink tossed in youâve got yourself an audio conundrum. There are too many ambient tracks, and some songs just donât land, because there exists no structure, melody, or motif to tether to. âInterlude â Arrivalâ is too monotonous, âLaudes Mortuorum & Roll Call of the Newly Deadâ and âArguments from the Gates of Death Part 3 â The hypocrites of the light (Tutti)â never quite find their footing in awkward rhythms and all bark, no bite, while âInterlude â Moments of Stillnessâ feels like an awkward Imperial Triumphant b-side. In terms of contributions, Andromeda Anarchia and Kilter do the heavy lifting, while Seven)Suns could stand more screen time, but Growlers Choirâs howls would translate better in a live setting. Then there are the lyrics, which attempt to paint the necrophiliac doctor in a sympathetic light but end up as painful.3
La Suspendida is a doozy. Itâs overlong, imbalanced, inconsistent, full of filler tracks, sorely lacking any brutality, lyrically off-putting and many elements donât translate well in a recorded setting â also not helped by Sleepytime Gorilla Museumâs formidable comeback and better album. However, thereâs just something lovable about La Suspendidaâs hodgepodge. When the stars align, itâs truly a monumental force to be reckoned with (âThe Ballad of Maria Elenaâ), and even its more contemplative moments feel intentional and moving. At the end of the day, donât let the score below make you think that this thing is a doldrum for all its moving parts: itâs truly loveable, colossally ambitious, and starkly awkward. Ultimately, itâs silliness through and through.
Rating: 3.0/5.0
DR: 9 | Format Reviewed: 320 kbps mp3
Label: Silent Pendulum Records
Websites: kiltertrio.bandcamp.com | www.andromeda-anarchia.com | sevensunsmusic.com | www.growlerschoir.com
Releases Worldwide: March 15th, 2024
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