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Microbrews can be hard to find.

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People saying that their old fashioned isn't old enough.

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"Jeez, this drunk guy out here...."

I've worked in a lot of kitchens. When the bartenders come back for lemons and a minute away from customers, that's how they start.

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Some nights, you just don't feel like having your lobes rubbed.

For the last time, I am not a eunuch! I’m a bartender, not a countertenor.

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Top shelf scotch with coke

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And then he goes, I'll have a club soda. And I go, buddy does this look like a club to you? And then he started crying. CRYING! And not cathartically, neither. I could lose my license for that!

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