Mastodawn

@getalifemike Nothing this front office has done since buying the team makes me think she will be back at all. #baonpdx

Checked the stats. The tickets to prizes ratio is apparently 22:1.

Ketchup

Alright so despite the horrendous officiating, the Thorns didn’t play well. They’ve gotta figure something out.

You know what would have been really weird? Winning this match. Gnight. #baonpdx

I can’t help but think Utah is guzzling out of oversize ketchup bottles during these pauses

Sigh. G’night. #baonpdx

@angieherrera Maybe Fishlock will loan us Dickey if we ask really…nevermind

Again, Bixby > Arnold. That is all.