I'm a standup comedian. I can't keep serious during out dailies (or sometimes called "stand-ups" in SCRUM/Agile).

#badPun #dadJoke #badPuns #dadJokes

Warum heißt es "Reasoning-Model-Marktplatz" und nicht "Gedankenstrich"

#badPun #badPuns #dadJoke #dadJokes #lewdJoke #nswfJoke #AI #noAI #artificialIntelligence #LLM #LRM #RLM

Jetzt wo es in Deutschland seit der Verabschiedung des #Konsumcannabisgesetz' #CannabisSocialClubs gibt, hätte ich erwartet, dass die kreativere Namen haben, da sich da doch einiges an Wortspielen anbietete, ja geradezu aufdrängt – aber vielleicht ist das Langweilige ja gerade deutsch.

Joint Chief of Stuff
Roaming Stoned
Yes weed can
Highve mind
Grim reefers

#badPun #badPuns #dadJoke #dadJokes #Cannabis #CannabisSocialClub

I hope your #CincoDeMayo was "Juan"-derful.

(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Puns #StarWarsDay #MayTheFourth #MayTheFifth #HanSolo #JuanSolo #BadPun #Mexico

Why do we say "Endless shrimp" and not "Reverse Ursula"?

#badPun #dadJokes #badPuns #dadJoke

Why do we say "landlord" and not "rentsetter"?

#badPun #dadJoke #dadJokes #badPuns

Warum sagt man "Repaircafé" und nicht "Unkaputtbar"

#dadJoke #dadJokes #badPun #badPuns #lameJoke

April 1.

If a testimonial is someone saying how much they love something, is someone saying how much they hate something a de-testimonial?

😁

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April 1.

If a testimonial is someone saying how much they love something, is someone saying how much they hate something a de-testimonial?

😁

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