In the dim dark ages, I played in a big band. One rehearsal, the director conflated the titles "String of Pearls" and "Little Brown Jug" saying "String of Jugs". A trombone player called out "Little Brown Pearls" which elicited groans of revulsion from the band. Now Godiva is making actual little brown pearls. #wtf #wtaf #badIdea #badProduct












