or it's drinking out of the opened up toilets
#Executive_Order_14264 #ExecutiveOrder14264 #uspol #politics #badPun #dadJokes #DonaldTrump #Trump
So, apparently, Boeing has it in there hands if #DonaldTrump has to run for office again in the #2028PresidentialElection
If they don't complete manufacturing the new #AirForceOne, he just has no other choice
He said, he'll transfer the #P4_HBJ #Boeing747_8 from #HouseOfThani of #Qatar into his possession "when he leaves office"
#TrumpThirdTerm #Trump2028 #uspol #politics #Trump #dadJoke #badPun #QatariTrojanHorse #GriftForceOne #PlaneOldGrift #PoisonPlane
Why does everyone say, #DonaldTrump|s face is orange? It's clearly light brown from all the ass-kissing #Trump is doing with #Putin, his own oligarchs, and other enablers in his cabinet
#uspol #politics #badPun #dadJokes #USOligarchy #FightOligarchy
People are angry at #PeteHegseth building a make-up studio at the #Pentagon, but how do you expect the perfect orange face paint for the U.S. president of all people—mind you—to be done? Huge make-up. The best.
If Chris Pappas was running for president, he should consider taking Carmela Mammas as running mate. They would have great campaign music already, not to mention awesome opportunities for slogans.
#uspol #politics #badPun #dadJokes #2028PresidentialElection #Presidention2028 #USPresidentialElection #USPresidentialElection2028
Classical #Agile/ #Scum strategy: Being asked for a deadline, saying "two weeks" and when asked after two weeks being surprised that they still remember and then blame it on the Democrats.
Oh, wait—it's actually #DonaldTrump's strategy
#Trump #uspol #politics #TrumpAdministration #TrumpAdministration2025 #SecondTrumpAdministration #DavidPakmanShow #DavidPakman #TradeWar2025 #TrumpTariffs #TheDavidPakmanShow #TrumpTwoWeeks #TrumpsTwoWeeks #RussiaUkraineWar #badPun #dadJoke
When learning about #PopeFrancis' death, #DonaldTrump announced that flags would be fly at half staff—that's more staff than what #ElonMusk left after he and #DOGE went pillaging through the #AmericanGovernment
#dadJokes #badPun #uspol #politics #Trump #PopeFrancisDeath #EasterEggRoll #Musk
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