goesselgoldFeb 25

There would be so many puns with this model but I am resisting the temptation.

Not sure if I’ll egret it.

Origami model designed by Jeong Jae Il, folded by me from a 50 cm square of packing paper.

#origami
#origamiart
#egrets
#badpun

Zuri (he/him) βŒοΈπŸ‘‘ πŸ• CETFeb 23

Why do we say "being in need to get laid" and not "having a tinderloin"?

#badPun #dadJoke #lewdJoke #nsfwJoke

bjΓΆrnFeb 8
Two cats one snow #cats #CatsOfMastondon #BadPun
Zuri (he/him) βŒοΈπŸ‘‘ πŸ• CETFeb 7

Warum sagen wir "Ich mag keine Molke" und nicht "no whey"

#dadJoke #badPun

Zuri (he/him) βŒοΈπŸ‘‘ πŸ• CETJan 30

Warum sagt man "Nachtjargon"/"Luden-ABC" und nicht "Strichcode"?

#lewdJoke #badPun #dadJoke

Zuri (he/him) βŒοΈπŸ‘‘ πŸ• CETJan 16

Why do we say "felching" and not "hole milk"?

#dadJoke #badPun #dadJokes #badPuns #lewdJoke #lewdJokes #lewdPun #lewdPuns #NsfwJoke #NsfwJokes #NsfwPun #NsfwPuns

Joseph HewittJan 3
Kianu, leader of my Mantis Warrior reiver squad. That's right. Kianu reives. #Nerdlings #BadPun #40k
KΓ€tΒ΄nΒ΄Toots (she/her)Jan 2

Enjoy this ghoulishly #badpun on today's #FanArt Friday.
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Viel Spaß mit diesem ghoulishen schlechten Wortwitz an heutigen #Fanartfriday.

#KΓ€tToon #GhostTheBand #TheBandGhost #MaryOnACross (Trainer) #BadPuns #schlechteWortwitze

Walking Kettle Dec 27
Being someone is a personality trait.
Being someone else is a personality trade  
#badpun #badpuns #nonsense
EnniusDec 23
Hanging around in a 'Q' #badpun St. Gallen, Stiftsbibliothek, Cod. Sang. 715; Compilatio prima cum glossis et glossa ordinaria; ca. 1193-1200; France; p.16 (www.e-codices.ch/en/list/one/...)