TrèsFluke
That flirty guyWhat’s the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?
I’ve never paid $50 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth.
When he told his step-father "You're not my real Dad!", would that be considered a Faux-Pa?
Rachel RawlingsThere should be a fetish boutique called Sin Aesthetic.
Anna Saultron 
Why did everyone just go home after the harbormaster's funeral?
His instructions said "No wake."
Katja, scamperer ｢Amethyst｣I should be grateful I'm not psychic, I suppose, or I'd be a large smol medium.
When all you have is a hammer, you wonder what's the point of nail polish?
Thinking someone could (not should) make a 200 IBU beer called The Cruelty is the Pint.