This is a robbery⁻ ¹, my hands are up please don’t take my money…

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There is nothing worse than people who use units incorrectly. It really hertz.

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#flachwitzFreitag

Ok, it's #BadJokeFriday and we need a series of sir-jokes to live with the woes of the world.

Most will be old, some will probably be new, none will be of any actual worth.

So:

Which knight of the round table was a bit of a ham?

- Sir Rano.

Ah yes, there's a #genre there too, @tanyakaroli @MarieEBM

All about that phrase

#LinguistSongs

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In other news:

Dim-witted knight faces criticism after trying to rescue damsel in de-stress from local wellness center.

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It's Bad Joke Friday, and here's today's submission:

Human Rights Watch worried about new demand that prisoners must wear mirrored sunglasses, hair gel, and dark three-piece suits indoors and outdoors during all daylight hours. ... (cont) 1/

#BadJokeFriday #TerriblePunsAssemble #IllGetMyCoat

@HeatherMJ has ordered me* to have a more silly timeline. So here is a new series of really poor jokes that I came up with the other day. Blame Heather.**

* No she has not. I'm being deliberately obtuse claiming that.

** Really don't. Blame me.

#BadJokeFriday #MaryQueenOfScots

Hvad er verdens mest ynkelige instrument?

- En søllefon.

Ja, jeg har ventet i dagevis med den joke.

#BadJokeFriday #DanskerTrut

I'm not very well read in English literature, but I do know how to make a Dickens martini: it's a gin cocktail without an olive or twist.

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