Waky-jokesApr 28
What do you call a very small wave?
Answer: A microwave.
#badjoke #humour #justjoking
Maisie SummersApr 21

Why do ducks have tail feathers?
To hide their butt-quacks.

#DadJoke #BadJoke

Waky-jokesApr 21
Where can you go to find what you need?
You go to a search engine.
#badjoke #humour #joke
proedieApr 17

Last time I had a #OneNightStand she was gone before I woke up.

Rude.

I had to make breakfast for her husband and kids.

#joke #badjoke

LAURENApr 16

What do you use to comb through your mastodon feed?

tootbrush

#BadJoke

BlowUpRadio.comApr 12

Trump wants to block the Strait of Hormuz...

Are we sure he doesn't think it is the Strait of Hormel blocking his colon?

#BadJoke? #Iran #USPol #Hormuz

Peter HanecakApr 4

Next step: Getting paid for playing games, as programmer:

via @kitten_tech

https://fosstodon.org/@kitten_tech/116339824033708744

#BadJoke

Alaric Snell-Pym (@[email protected])

If "Copilot is for entertainment purposes only" (https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/microsoft-copilot/for-individuals/termsofuse) then will HMRC require UK employers giving their workers Copilot subscriptions to treat it as a P11D taxable benefit in kind?

Fosstodon
Peter HanecakMar 31

Please, do that at speeds well bellow "sublight"!!!

We do not want him to return alive in say 100, 200, 1000, … yars:

via @PoliticalCartoon

https://mastodonapp.uk/@PoliticalCartoon/116324687018499791

#USpol #BadJoke

Political Cartoon Gallery (@[email protected])

Attached: 1 image Ben Jennings @BJennings90 on Donald #Trump and the moon mission @Guardian – political cartoon gallery in London original-political-cartoon.com

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tichoMar 31

"What's #SAP?"

"Not much, what's up with you?"

I apologize, but I had to get this #badjoke out of my head.

Thunder BeaverMar 29

Box and whisker plot: when a dog and mouse plan to take over the world.

#science #pinkyandthebrain #joke #badjoke #bigpun