Waky-jokes5d ago
What do you call a new leaf 🍃?
Answer: A leaflet.
#badjoke #humour #justjoking
Peter HanecakMar 15

- Maa, I broke Strait of Hormuz, blaa! Help!!!
- You broke it, you clean it!

via @retrophotos

https://mastodon.social/@retrophotos/116233657825390192

#BadJoke

BeccaMar 15

she makes a good point.

this is meta-foré.

https://mastodon.online/@danirabbit/116228070040091873

#GoodPoint #BadJoke

Danielle Foré (@[email protected])

It’s the most terminally online fedi bro thing ever to be like, “um actually asbestos is a better metaphor”. Truly who gives a shit dude. Do you really think that is the important thing to focus on here. Jesus Christ. If missing the forest for the trees was an Olympic sport Fedi Bros would take gold every time

Mastodon
ExindivMar 13
Geology: study of rocks
Geeology: study of mild surpise
#BadJoke #AbsolutelyTerrible #IllSeeMyselfOut
basepairMar 12
Sorry, it had to be done

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_tit

#badjokes #badjoke #dadjoke #birdphotography #birds #greatTit #greatTits #kohlmeise
BearmineMar 10

RE: https://mamot.fr/@vstinner/116206047308042523

Good news! Python is getting frozen snake dicks!

#CodingHumor #BadJoke #NotSorry

Nagô (JJ)Mar 10

Gaslight
Gatekeep
Girlboss

#git #badjoke #programming

Rynn 🌙 Professional Cyberwitch 🌙Mar 6

I'm so tired, Michelin tried a hostile takeover of my home!

#badjoke

Waky-jokesFeb 20
Where do #lawyers sit their bar exams?
In a pub.
#badjoke #joke #humour.
Waky-jokesFeb 14
Customer: My chair keeps on punching people.
Clerk: That's because it's a deckchair.
#joke, ##badjoke #humour