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Tesla’s really are good for nothing.

This comic was written by our friend, stand-up comedian and guest writer, Tim Harris. Check him out on Instagram at (at)TimHarrisLaughs! And don’t forget to follow us for more comics like this one!

-Aya❤️

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Chilling isn’t an exclusive practice reserved for hoomans only. When my hooman is enjoying their chill time, I want in too, so I bonk their head until they give me the ‘nip. It usually knocks me on kiester (only when I eat it, of course). Most varieties of catnip are good, but I do prefer a well grown, well cured, and tasty variety on occassion. Or sometimes I prefer some silvervine instead, which is hard to communicate to my hoomans, but it somehow gets across. Speaking of which, I think the hooman is having a vibe sesh in the other room (I smellz it), can’t miss my shot. Cya later and don’t forget to follow us for more! (My hoomans can’t afford a content manager, so I, their cat, Leather, have assumed the role. Tell me how I’m doing below⬇️)

-Leather

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The Sacred Oil of Life 😭

You ever have one of those moments where you very clearly explain something “don’t hold it sideways or the oil will spill” and then immediately watch the exact opposite happen? Yeah, Max knows that pain.

One second, he’s trying to share a chill sesh with the new roommate. The next, the “sacred oil of life” is dripping away while she keeps talking like nothing’s happening.

And while most people would’ve drawn the line right there, Max and Aria let her stay. (Housing is a human right, after all.) Of course, a couple months later she disappeared without a word — but not before “borrowing” a few things she never returned. 🙃

So no, Max and Aria didn’t kick her out for spilling the oil. But let’s be real: anyone who doesn’t respect the sesh was probably never gonna be a good roommate anyway.

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Hey, what are you doing all the way down here? Well, since you came, here’s an update on us and our comics! We’ve still been working a lot at our jobs, we’re both really burnt out, and I (Aya) personally had some serious medical issues over the past month (I was in the hospital just a couple days ago), which has all been making it hard to keep posting on a consistent basis. We are still trying very hard though, and we have tons of new content ready-to-go, it’s just kind of an issue of time, energy, and ability right now. Thanks for hanging in there with us, and we promise you more content as soon as we can!

-Aya and Kat
Well, YOU aren’t the doctor, are you?

If you’ve ever wondered if healthcare could be any worse in this country, well, it can.

While the majority of doctors in the U.S. are already unqualified to provide true medical care, some of them also have god complexes. Forgoing the care of their patient, these self-appointed gods care only for themselves and the satisfaction of exerting power and control over their patients. I guess the power to save lives often comes at the cost of one’s soul.

Oh but don’t worry, you can just file a complaint with the DOH or something, and they’ll lose their license for sure, right? Nope. Sorry. Most complaints are never investigated, and those that are typically conclude with no action.

At least we can live healthy and avoid doctors by eating properly, exercising regularly, and staying away from bad habits? Yes and no. Firstly, some folx can’t avoid going to the doctor, such as if you have asthma, diabetes, cancer, or another permanent life-changing condition. For these folx, not seeing a doctor regualrly can be deadly. Secondly, if you had the privelige of being born healthy and staying that way, trying to live a healthy lifestyle can help, but it won’t do anything about the dirty air we breathe, nor will it remove the acid, plastic, and chemicals that are inevitably in our food, soil, and water. So kind of yes, mostly no.

To all the fellow spoonies who have to deal with this stuff on a regular basis, I feel ya, you’re not alone. This is my (Aya) actual doctor, I have eighty actuations left on my inhaler, we have no insurance, and no money, so I’m just hoping that asthma isn’t so bad when unmanaged (saying this knowing that people regularly die from inability to access a rescue inhaler 😅 ).

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It’s getting hot in here…

Max and Aria’s downstairs neighbors hear the ceiling creaking and immediately assume that there is some spicy time happening upstairs. But instead, Max and Aria are having a jumping-on-the-bed contest.

Either way, they’re getting cardio and upsetting their neighbors at the same time. It’s a win-win!

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Luna is her own kind of flower.

Luna was just trying to walk down the sidewalk when a swarm of bees suddenly comes after her. Seeing the bright pink shirt Luna is wearing, the bees think she is a flower and naturally want to snack on her pollen. So they chase her. As Luna runs away, she screams “I am not a flower!” But Luna is indeed a flower. 🌸

Have you ever had a scary run-in with bees? What’s your strategy?

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Sometimes, ya just gotta ask.

And the response is key.

“Nope”: They don’t.

“Yup”: Potentially. Requires further clarification.

“💨 what?”: They’re definitely one of us.

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Luna’s just trying to help a customer find their way when suddenly… the linguistics police arrive. The customer starts guessing where Luna is “from” based on word choice: first “the 405” (California??), then “pop” (Midwest??). But here’s the thing: being autistic means sometimes we pick up words and phrases from people around us, TV, or just because they sound right. It doesn’t always mean anything about where we’re from, it just means we’re autistic. Instead of explaining, Luna does the sensible thing: pulls out an axe and tells them to run. Problem solved. 😅🪓

Do you have any words or phrases you use that everyone assumes mean you’re from somewhere else?

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Chill, snooze, repeat.

Max has unlocked the ultimate chill-day rythym. He get’s comfy with his favorite pastime, drifts off into dreamland, then wakes up just in time to… well… get comfy all over again.

Sometimes, the best kind of productivity is perfecting the art of doing absolutely nothing. And Max is clearly at the top of his game.

What’s your lazy-day routine? 😴

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Sharing is caring.

Max is vibin’ on the couch when *bonk* a surprise nudge from a very determined feline disrupts the peace. He looks over to find the biggest, cutest kitty eyes staring back at him 👀

Clearly, someone wants in on the chill time. So naturally, Max sets up a little treat for his cute companion, and the two of them ride the waves of relaxation together, side by side on the couch, looking like a couple of seasoned gardeners 🍃

Who says hoomans get to have all the fun?

Tag your favorite session buddy in the comments!

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