A Joke A DayDrink
All the bars and bottle stores being closed at Easter is driving me to drink.
#AucklandComedy #Comedy #Drink #Easter #NZComedy #Whiskey
Reminder
A shart is just nature’s way of reminding you to change your underwear.
#AucklandComedy #Comedy #NZComedy #Shart #Underwear
Beauty Parlour
I think I’ll start a beauty parlor promoted as “By bad spellers for poor readers.”
I’ll call it Heredressers.
#AucklandComedy #BeautyParlour #Comedy #NZComedy #Spelling
Polly Gone
I’ve dropped all my jokes about polygons … too edgy.
#AucklandComedy #Comedy #Maths #NZComedy #Polygons
Cannelloni
I think my Google-foo is failing.
I typed in my symptoms & it said I have cannelloni.
Not even close, my pastaia swears I had fettuccine.
#AucklandComedy #Comedy #Food #Google #NZComedy #Pasta
Hexadecaphobia
After decades of slaving in the data mines I’ve caught hexadecaphobia.
#AucklandComedy #Comedy #DataMines #Hexadecaphobia #Mines #NZComedy
No AI needed
All the bugs in programs I write are lovingly hand crafted.
#AucklandComedy #Bugs #Comedy #HandCrafted #NZComedy #Programs
New Diet
My new diet is so strict I’m only allowed micronutrients.
#AucklandComedy #Comedy #Diet #DietMicronutrientsJoke #Micronutrients #NZComedy
Auckland ComedyFree Comedy, Selwyn Domain, Mission Bay, 3/4/26
Free outdoor open mic comedy at 6:30 pm on Friday, 03/04/26 in Selwyn Domain, 48-56 Tamaki Drive, Mission Bay.
In the event of even light rain we will probably need to cancel.
It’s summer but may become cold so BRING SOMETHING WARM TO THROW ON.
Free, but koha gladly accepted.
This is an outdoor venue with on and off street parking and on the TMK bus route.
You’re very welcome to come along and laugh but if you’d like to use the mic to tell a few jokes, just let the MC know and we’ll slot you in.
As an open mic we can’t control the jokes that individual comedians tell, parental discretion is advised.
Check the event at https://park.comedyshow.nz/events/selwyn-domain-mission-bay-new-material-comedy-4/ for more info.
Organisers: Julia and Tessa Clement.
#AucklandComedy #Comedy #MissionBay #MissionBayComedy #OpenMic #StandupComedy #StandupComedy
