amanjeev | امن جیو | ਅਮਨਜੀਵyour prod is always older than your dev/staging because प्रौढ़ means adult or grownup in sanskrit.
its called black rock because ultimately all retirement accounts and other money ends up in its funds no matter where you invest. you know like a black hole eats up light. #astoot
in al dente's inferno, you do not see the 9th circle of boiling hell and you take it off the stove right before that.
Q: why do the notebooks follow newton’s laws of motion?
A: because they are stationary and will stay that way until moved.
me on a daily basis
looking and typing on a computer in 3D world
reading code on a screen in 2D
to create affects on real world device in 3D
am I a monad?
“Jesus was a carpenter”
Ancient Aliens guy: We had cars back in ancient history because otherwise why would there be a job of car painter?
Carly Rae Jepsen is either a Haskell or Elm programmer. This is proven by the song “Call Me Maybe".
Otherwise the song would have been “Call Me Optionally”.
watch me improve my approximate revelry. watch me double the precision of my gloating point.
did you know that “enum” is just a portmanteau of “e pluribus unum”