Show threadMax L6d ago
@kc5jim

when I snip 14 gauge (live) wires ... I want those plastic grips in my hand when that round circle gets instantly drilled through the metal shears!

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Show threadMy camera shoots fascistsMar 11

@print

If you voice-to-text your hashtags, it will automatically camel case them for example, if you say "hashtag camel case", it will render "#CamelCase" so even if you are typing, if you have a lot of hashtags, voice to text streamlines the process.

But you have to be sure to stop voice texting if you're going to continue adding text after saying "hashtag" because #ItWillNotKnowWhenToStopAndMakeTheEntireRestOfYourSentenceIntoOneLongCamelCase
#AskMeHowIKnow 😆

kirabugMar 10
If every time you walk into the house it smells horrible but you’ve cleaned everything you can think of, check to see if the dogs think the door mat is a pee pad. #askMeHowIKnow #ThingsISaidToTheDogsToday #eeew #soMuchPee
satireDec 11

Life Pro Tip: calling your lover your Little Cup of Butter does not get the same result as calling them your Little Buttercup. In fact, the response is much worse than imagined.

#askMeHowIKnow #relationshipTips #humor #lpt #whatsUpButtercup #asYouWish #SleepWell

kirabugNov 30
If you’re a side sleeper don’t make the mistake of having vaccines put in both shoulders. You’ll run out of shoulders to sleep on. #askMeHowIKnow
Brian SlettenNov 19

Dear young developers. Listen to Mark’s story and heed my advice. Never, ever, ever put in log messages that express your frustration with the intention of removing them later.

Ever.

#software #career #advice #askmehowiknow

https://youtube.com/shorts/bCYe0ZIZBwE

​@that_rendle about the hardest problems in software: #CacheInvalidation & #NamingThings

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Show threadKevin Karhan May 20, 2025

@jacob yes, and #OpenWashing is a real issue not just with #AssholeLicensing as seen with #Redis & others using #SSPL as a literal #AssholeLicense which are just "#SourceAvailable" instead of #OpenSource, but actual #donations.and #contributions.

  • Try to convince any C-level decisionmakers to donate even 1% of the equivalent of licensing the #CCSS equivalents of the #FLOSS deployed will get one laughed at, and suggesting 10% threatened woth getting fired.

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Tim SwanFeb 22, 2025

Life Pro Tip:

Don't eat a vindaloo within 48 hours of a tooth extraction.

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furicleJan 13, 2025

I know #devs like to talk about feeling good when they delete code, but really, it's nowhere near as nice as a #sysadmin feels when he permanently shuts down a 12 year old server.

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Show threadRichard W4\G7EIXOct 31, 2024

@n6utc Call the operator on 100 and tell them you deposited 50p and it just ate it. They'll connect you with your number of choice and let you know when your scammed 50p is up!

#askmehowiknow 😂