If you’re a side sleeper don’t make the mistake of having vaccines put in both shoulders. You’ll run out of shoulders to sleep on. #askMeHowIKnow

Dear young developers. Listen to Mark’s story and heed my advice. Never, ever, ever put in log messages that express your frustration with the intention of removing them later.

Ever.

#software #career #advice #askmehowiknow

https://youtube.com/shorts/bCYe0ZIZBwE

​@that_rendle about the hardest problems in software: #CacheInvalidation & #NamingThings

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@jacob yes, and #OpenWashing is a real issue not just with #AssholeLicensing as seen with #Redis & others using #SSPL as a literal #AssholeLicense which are just "#SourceAvailable" instead of #OpenSource, but actual #donations.and #contributions.

  • Try to convince any C-level decisionmakers to donate even 1% of the equivalent of licensing the #CCSS equivalents of the #FLOSS deployed will get one laughed at, and suggesting 10% threatened woth getting fired.

#AskMeHowIKnow

Life Pro Tip:

Don't eat a vindaloo within 48 hours of a tooth extraction.

#askmehowiknow

I know #devs like to talk about feeling good when they delete code, but really, it's nowhere near as nice as a #sysadmin feels when he permanently shuts down a 12 year old server.

#askMeHowIKnow

@n6utc Call the operator on 100 and tell them you deposited 50p and it just ate it. They'll connect you with your number of choice and let you know when your scammed 50p is up!

#askmehowiknow 😂

@eff @TheGuardian The Problem is the #LackOfAccountability and #LackOfConsequences are the problem.

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@Amr1ta OMG. Good luck with it! Nothing is more terrifying than a pack of teenage girls 😬. She will really appreciate it when she is 22. #askmehowiknow
Pro tip: U-Haul van rentals don’t leave the doors unlocked when you close them, even if the keys happen to be on the front seat. #askmehowiknow