DND 5e ARTIFICER 1 (Remastered) - Crafting Chaos: A Guide to Building the Master Artisan - RPGBOT.Podcast S6E67
Epic Battle
(Description by Loupy)
"What are we playing today?" asked Bluey as Bingo's classmates Snow the pisse-lit (bedwetter in French, as how Loupy got people to call him alternatively with plush) pizzly and Loupy were over to play with the two sisters and Fiona, Loupy's adoptive older sister which was one year older.
"We could be the heroes from stories! Our parents plays Dungeons & Dragons and showed us some stuff about it!" said Fiona.
"That sound really fun." said Bingo. "It's like those knight's stories..."
Half hour later, the kids were all dressed up in improvised costumes. Bluey was a knight, dressed in shiny aluminum foil and cardboard armor, Bingo was a mage with a fairy wand and costume, Fiona was a barbarian with her diaper barely covered by something and a plastic axe. Snow was carrying a weird cardboard tube and was colouring flames to add to said tube.
"I'm an artificer!" said the ursine. "I have a big canon to blow everything up."
"Your diaper sure blows up often." said Loupy while he confused people with his bow, struggling to find his glasses.
"Are you a ranger?" asked Bluey.
"I'm a bard... they tend to use bows too, I sing instead of having a pet plush, since Snow didn't wanted to be the pet..." answered the wolf.
"Pleawse don't sing." said Fiona. Her brother bowed like a performer as his only answer.
"We are facing the plush servants of the Potty Monster, plush. Hope you got something to push through." said the bard princess (title given to him by Bluey).
"I have something right here... just hope I remember the splash zone..." answered ominously the bear.
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Updated DnD 5.5 Artificer Class Guide
Our Artificer class guide is now updated to include new character options published in 2025 in Heroes of the Forgotten Realms, Astarion's Book of Hungers, and Lorwyn.
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π₯ Minos, roguelite-strategy from Devolver Digital and Artificer Games is out on Steam: you play a legendary Minotaur, build mazes and set traps to fend off waves of adventurers. Available on PC in Russia for 785 β½ with Russian subtitles.
Players praise the variety of traps and the roguelite progression that unlocks new options, Steam shows a "very positive" rating based on over 61 reviews. ROGLITE vibes π
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Meet Dirty Daerjl.
He was good at his job. Really good. Medical examiner, respected by his peers, celebrated in his field. And every paycheck, every bonus, every coin he didn't immediately need -- straight to the table.
Cards, dice, lizard races. Gambit of Ord was his game of choice, but Daerjl wasn't picky. If there was a bet to be made, he was there to make it. And one night, he was so sure he had a sure thing that he bet everything he had. He didn't have a sure thing.
He ran before they could stop him. Took a roundabout path to an inn, lay low, and told himself it would blow over. He went home the next morning to smashed windows, a kicked-in door, and most of his belongings in pieces on the floor. On top of the debris: a note.
"We have informed your former employer that you work for us now."
And just like that, his credentials as a funeral director, coroner, and medical examiner became someone else's tools. For years, he planned the disappearances. Covered up the murders. Did the dirty work and asked, regularly, when his debt would be paid off. The answer was always nothing.
One day he just didn't go in. Left town. Didn't look back.
He hasn't paid off the debt. He knows they haven't forgotten. But out here, wand in one hand and firearm in the other, he is at least on his own terms.
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Dirty Daerjl is a Rock Gnome Artificer, level 10. At 2'10 and 40 pounds, he is at least 250 years old, with dark tan skin, a large bulbous nose, and dark grey hair cut flat on top. He bridges magic and technology with the precision of someone who spent a career in the details. He is a hard worker, a dedicated craftsman, and genuinely cannot walk past a card table without slowing down.
#iTA #isThisAnything #DnD #TTRPG #Homebrew #CharacterIntro #Artificer #RockGnome
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