Ya know - it occurs to me that after all the insanity of the past year, April Fools day this year isn't going to be nearly as fun. This is largely because the reality of Trump Term 2 has taken a very dark turn so much so that things I would've assumed were satirical a few short years back have moved into the realm of realistic possibilities.
What. The. Fuck.
Least Kan Lakan be Forgotten: Father’s Day Edition (2 of 2)
#FanFic #TheApothecaryDiaries
#Wss366 Father #FathersDay #MastoPrompt #Rocky
[Continued from previous post]
Mao’s eyes narrowed when her former bodyguard Steele met her, En’en, and Yao at the medical room’s door.
The mercenary addressing Mao said, “I have orders to guard you.”
Mao assessed her: “Brigandine, recently cleaned; no bow, but she still carries a short, curved scimitar; and new boots. She’s doing well for herself.”
The skirmisher still had the tan and tousled look of someone more accustomed to riding a horse than being a bodyguard, though.
Mao grimaced; "healthy too." She would have loved to dose the woman, but there wasn’t the slightest sign of ill-health.
“This way, Lady Maomao. Dr. Liu’s orders are that you are not to bother him.” The gleam in Steele’s eye did nothing to diminish Mao’s resentment toward her.
“These are for you,” her guard said, handing Mao a bundle of sky-blue clothes. At least she attempted to hand them to her.
“Are these from ‘him?’” Mao asked, refusing them.
“They are from Lord Kan.”
“Then you may have them. Sell them if you can’t wear them.”
“And if they say I stole them?” the mercenary said.
“Then burn them! I don’t care.”
“Very well. I'll tell them to talk to you if there are any concerns.”
Mao's brows puckered with annoyance, but she said nothing, while the other two women watched with both sympathy and amusement.
[Continued on #AprilFools]
#MicroFiction #TootFic #ApothecaryDiaries #NMFic #SliceOfLife
the 2026 #ircpuzzles April Fools Puzzle Competition will begin at 12:00 UTC on April 1st
2026-04-01 1200 UTC
We look forward to folks participating!!
More info: https://blog.ircpuzzles.org/
#IRC #LiberaChat #puzzles #puzzle #competition #ircv3 #libera_chat #libera_chat_channels #April #AprilFool #AprilFools #AprilFoolsDay #april_fool
Welcome to #ircpuzzles! We are an IRC-based puzzle game. Our home is currently in #ircpuzzles on Libera.Chat We host the annual April Fool's Puzzle and Challenges every year on April 1st as part of our celebration for April Fool's Day. Answers are keys to channels and individuals progress from …
No, this is not an #AprilFools joke. #pgAdmin is actually forcing an #LLM on its users.
What is the point here? #Postgres presently dominates the market. If it is not broken don't fix it.
Subway Alters Loyalty Program, Sparks Customer Discontent
Subway changed its loyalty program on April 1, removing the free footlong offer. Customers are upset about the loss of this popular perk.
#Subway #LoyaltyProgram #SandwichDeals #CustomerService #AprilFools
https://newsletter.tf/subway-loyalty-program-changes-free-sandwich-lost/
Subway's popular 'buy 3 get 1 free' footlong deal in its loyalty program is gone starting April 1. This change has made many customers unhappy.
#Subway #LoyaltyProgram #SandwichDeals #CustomerService #AprilFools
https://newsletter.tf/subway-loyalty-program-changes-free-sandwich-lost/
Die #vhskarlsruhe hat für den 1.4. den Kurs "Die Urschrei-Therapie im Straßenverkehr" (für Selbstkosten von 1,04€ 
) im Programm. Dringendes Interesse 
. Möglicherweise, dass da der @ADFC auch bereit ist die Teilnahme und den Besuch beim @adfc_karlsruhe für ADFC-Mitglieder zu sponsoren 
One of my favorite stories ever is the 1998 Burger King Aprils Fool's commercial about the new "Left-handed Whopper".
Long story short the company had to release a follow-up statement sayin that it was a joke after all the people who showed up at their restaurants asking for one but that's not what I love about the story. The best part is the fact that there were also people who went to ask for the right-handed version.
Dumb entitlement at its finest.
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doboprobodyne
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ADFC-Ulm/Neu-Ulm
Drumchord
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