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How to Get Rid of Ant Hills

Without Starting a Tiny Insect Apocalypse

Is it just funny or funnily true?
So I turned on the #aircon using the #remote. As you do. The source of my #ant #antinfestation was revealed. About 1000 of the #littlefuckers ran up my arm while I had the remote. I opened it up, and thousands more came out, and when I shook it, #eggs tiny white ones, came out everywhere. I had to kill them, which I hate.