Ich habe lange nicht mehr so sehr gelacht wie heute über die Bezeichnung ‚Censorship-Industrial Complex‘ auf state.gov
I can't even 😂😂😂
ÁTTÉŃĆÍÓŃ ALL FREDDIVERSE CITIZENS!
i heard u like nostalgias and old internets, sooo….
annoying orange? eh? Eh? Who DOESN’T love to watch annoying orange?!
Any Annoyingheads out there? Any Orangeheads?
The Whole Internet Loves To Listen To Annoying Orange Fry Day Parody Of Rebecca Black Friday On Repeat Wake Up Every Day To See The Orange Shows!
Yes we do, yes they do, yes you do, and you?
You ARE the Annoying Orange.
There is no alpha wolf inside, there is only an annoying orange in all of our hearts. sheds a tear sheds a secret second tear
Oh and orange juice is made out of carrots now btw carrots are the enemy of the orange as they are orange imposters with their… oogly worgly blurble blarble sound effect long carrot roots Insert Shudders (this is because of the Shudderer, who hides in bedrooms and makes the good annoying orange fans have terrible nightmares of the scaAaAAAAriest of them all: the Carrots Upon Thy Cliff There Yonder (this Shudderer can be scared with an annoying orange video before bedtime.))
*IF* a one-dollar coin were put into circulation in #USA with #convictedFelon #sexOffender #DonaldTrump's face on it, I would deface every one of them I could get my hands on. They would still be legal tender by size, shape, and weight, but the #AnnoyingOrange would not be recognizable on them.
https://www.salon.com/2025/10/04/yes-its-real-treasury-confirms-draft-design-for-1-trump-coin/
New #tariffs imposed by #convictedFelon #DonaldTrump raise the question of whether to buy early before they take effect or to wait. Other recent tariffs have followed this simple pattern:
#TACO
Trump Always Chickens Out
The tariffs won't stay. Don't rush now to stock up on pharmaceuticals (100% tariff) or furniture and cabinets (50%) before the tariffs begin.
Simply wait. The #AnnoyingOrange will back down and cancel the tariffs.
It's funny that the #escalator at the #UnitedNations stopped working just as #sexOffender #DonaldTrump stepped onto it.
It's funnier that the #kakistocrat complained about it loudly, only to find out later that its emergency stop was triggered by his entourage.
The funniest thing of all is that the #annoyingOrange was stuck there for hours, unable to go anywhere. A rescue team was dispatched to guide him to safety. They even brought tiny bottles of water for him to drink.
In this summary:
* #convictedFelon #DonaldTrump slowly chips away at #freeSpeech rights in the #USA. How long will it be until it is no longer a right?
* Trump-appointed health system bungler #RFKJr has hobbled the #CDC, making it difficult to give children any #vaccine they need to stay healthy.
* #Trump wants to label #Antifa as terrorists. The #AnnoyingOrange is almost explicitly saying he's pro-fascism. (No surprise!)
Trump fact-checked LIVE in real time
#PeterAlexander of #MSNBC points out #convictedFelon #DonaldTrump's claims about #FAA policies are false. #DelusionalDonnie said the policies were from #POTUS46 #JoeBiden's administration. Actually, they were in place during #POTUS44 #BarackObama's admin. Then the #AnnoyingOrange left them in place during his FIRST regime. #Trump can't stand to hear the truth and tells #Alexander to be quiet.
Oliver Brandmüller
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