Coming back to my "ace & sex-indifferent but down to clown" Shadow HC : Shadow & Sonic getting intimate very often, but with a major focus on Sonic.

Like, Shadow is more than happy to use his claws and (freakishly long) tongue on him, but has zero interest in using his dick or getting an orgasm of his own.
It's a "service top & pillow princess" dynamic taken to the extreme, to the point Sonic's never actually seen Shadow's genitals.

Sonic feels a little guilty that he's the only one to get his rocks off meanwhile Shadow is completely unbothered like "Do you really think I would be doing this repeatedly if I didn't like it? Fool. You absolute moron. You complete idiot. Now get back here so I can shove my tongue in you."

I like the idea of those two having unusual sex because of Shadow's own unique relationship to sex.
It's also partially projecting because as an ace person I am deeply unsatisfied with how people like to portray us engaging (or not) with sex. It's usually some insulting form of "ace people hate sex" or "ace people are innocent babies who know nothing about sex". Usually more the second one if autism is also involved. 🙃

Idk sorry for the unexpected rant. I just have Feelings™ about sex despite (or maybe because) of my own equal indifference yet fascination for it.

Anyway, fandom peeps should headcanon their blorbos as having unusual sex more often, methinks. Regardless of the whole ace stereotyping...it's also just fun.

#shadonic #sonadow #amki_txt #nsfw

Hey I never did post my unhinged ramblings about funny shadonic NTR did I.
Anyway so imagine Prime!Sonic is world-hopping again, except this time the worlds he visits actually have their own Sonics and Shadows (because the prism is still whole, it just decided to be a little bitch and send Sonic into other dimensions for "the lolz").

So he seeks out his and Shadow's alternate selves to get him back home, except every time, without fault, that universe's Shadow WILL fuck him and WILL creampie him (it's often their sonic's idea too, because it is a universal constant that Sonics are little freaks, even the oh-so-noble king Arthur, who is the kinkiest of all).

So Sonic keeps world-hopping, one creampie at a time, and when he finally gets home, he is very much pregnant, and has NO idea which Shadow is the father, all he knows is that it's not HIS Shadow because they haven't gotten together yet, which certainly is an embarrassing thing to admit like "yeah the father is a Shadow but not you also did you know I have a mega crush on you?". 😳

Shadow has yet another existential crisis then decides that since Sonic is his mate, any kids he has are his by default and if any other Shadow wants to object then they can fight him about it (Shadow you need to confess to the guy before claiming him as your mate).

(The kid is Lancelot's btw)

#amki_txt #shadonic #sonadow

Okay I fixed the italics problem by...re-running my GDocs script.
Well, whatever works, works I guess.

Ding ding ding! Conception chapter 3 out! Get it while it's hot and not-broken!
https://archiveofourown.org/works/58958383/chapters/153340885

#stolitz #HelluvaBoss #amki_txt

https://blorbo.social/@AmkiTakk/113134923631779814

Elaborating on those AUs (collectively called "Hellside") since it probably isn't very clear what I'm trying to do with them : basically, some characters are displaced or make slightly/very different choices, which affects both stories pretty drastically.

Leftside (HH):
- Husk is still an overlord, but has a tense relationship with Al
- Cherri and Angel own each other's souls, accidentally saving Angel from the worst of Val
- Angel instead works for Vox, who collaborates with Al
- Vaggie was saved by Carmilla, who took her soul

Rightside (HB):
- Blitzø is stranded in the living world, amnesiac and stuck in human form
- Stolas married Andre
- Fizz & Barb do shows as a duo to pay for Tilla's care
- Cash was the one who died in the fire
- Loona is also in the human world, B thinks she's a werewolf

Those are only some examples of what I do in Hellside, and I even have plot to justify those changes happening because I cannot control any of my narratives ever, apparently.
It's my biggest "what-if" AU ever made and I'll probably never write it, too big. 🥴

#HelluvaBoss #HazbinHotel #amki_txt

In my previous fandom, I spent a ridiculous amount of time and effort thinking about my blorbos' inhuman genitalia (plants go brrr).
In my current fandom, I am spending a ridiculous amount of time and effort thinking about my blorbo's inhuman genitalia (spikes!).
I see a pattern.

Anyway, thinking about how fun I can make Blitzø's dick, beyond the spikiness.
Thinking about giving him a knot as well. For maximum Getting Stuck™.
Oh, you had shit to do? Too bad, you've got a knot and spikes in ya. No moving happening here until it goes down.

#amki_txt #HelluvaBoss

So, after those three shorts, Blitzø :
- made enemies of an entire horde of penguins
- gained a stalker
- gained a follower/maybe became the god of a goat cult????

I.M.P. going places huh

#amki_txt #HelluvaBoss

My favorite HB short is still Weeaboo-boo, but out of all the shorts, this one was definitely my second favorite! It was a nice mix of funny and wholesome and I just had a nice time all around! Nice!

#amki_txt #HelluvaBoss

After having had some time to think, my opinion on HB episodes has changed somewhat so I think it'd be fun to re-do my "fav episodes" tierlist.
But also I'd HAVE to do a second one about the QUALITY of the episodes or else I'd definitely be burned at the stake lmao.
There are good episodes I disliked and meh episodes I liked and if I only show my "personal enjoyment" tierlist, people WILL come to me with pitchforks for some of those.
Especially in recent times.

#amki_txt #HelluvaBoss

Wonder if we'll ever get some focus on how Millie seems to view Loona as "Blitzø's hellhound" rather than as his daughter, or if it's another detail meant to show that, yeah, it's hell and everyone's a bit shitty there.
I'm fine with both, I just think it's an interesting detail.
It's also another interesting difference between Millie and Moxxie. Moxxie has this rivalry with Loona, and he seems to treat her like an annoying brat at best, but still like a person. Meanwhile Millie treats her like a pet, and I don't think she's even actually said her name.
Yeah, they have that team-up moment in Truth Seekers, but does this mean they resolved their issues off-screen, or was that a one-off thing? They don't interact much with each other, so who knows!
Anyway this is my way of asking the team to make Millie and Loona interact more pretty pretty please.

#HelluvaBoss #amki_txt

Wasn't planning on publishing this one yet, but it fit perfectly a prompt of Eggpreg Week, so it was an opportunity haha.
Consider this an unofficial fill for day 1 : "Conception Night". ♥

https://archiveofourown.org/works/58958383/chapters/150293167

#HelluvaBoss #stolitz #stolitzeggpreg #amki_txt