GIGGLES Comedy Theater, University District, Seattle, WA:

So, OK, when I was a kid, me mum, she put out little plastic butter dishes of beer, just to catch the garden slugs that were eating the lettuce, and what not.
Those fucking slugs,
Had it better
Than me
Me da
Me sistahs
Well, fuck all, those little bastards got fucking drunk for free just like Denis Thatcher, AM I RIGHT?

#AmIRight
#Humor #comedy
#comedian
#UK

More like The Days of not enough Wine and Roses, #AmIRight?

#TrollABookOrPlay
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Hear me out: "Is It Wrong to Rock & Roll" by Nantucket, but in a magical girls anime:

🎵
Music, sweet music, ev'rybody get down
Beautiful music makes the world go around!
Music, sweet music, ev'rybody get up!
Beautiful music, can it be so corrupt?
...
Love that feeling deep inside my heart --
beautiful music tearing sadness apart!
🎵

(...and then the guitar solo while they finish the transformation sequence.)

#amiright