I have put in all the grades!

*stares blearily into the rain*

*stares blearily at the to-do list*

Yay?

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Turnitin is useless. I don't know why I bother. "Do you see these quotes from Paradise Lost? All plagiarism, I tell you!" #AcademicSky #AmGrading
#amGrading, very important step: replace initial reactions (“blah blah blah!”) with professional wording (“vague”) #academicChatter

Train to work was delayed. Meh.

Could finish grading one exam question because of the extra time. Yay.

Meeting was canceled. Meh.

More time for grading. Yay?

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There's a really common mistake in this exam that I didn't anticipate. It's "integration by parts of wishful thinking":

The students integrate by parts, then "solve" the second integral (which can, in fact, be done by a second integration by parts) by wishful thinking.

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TBF, I feel like this is the most authentic assignment I've received from a student in a while. Full credit. #AmGrading #AmTeaching
Best part of teaching a class on #emojis: Reading student term papers about emojis! 🤩 #linguistics #amGrading #academicChatter
The single most important thing I want students to learn about academic writing is that your paper is not a mystery novel! Please state your results right there in the introduction! 🕵️‍♀️ #amGrading #academicWriting #academicChatter #ice515
Ugh my least favorite part of grading: "When do I start calling it plagiarism?" 🤔 🙄 #amGrading #academicChatter

I know my students love "integration by wishful thinking", but TIL they can also do "determinant calculation by wishful thinking".

You can do it for non-quadratic matrices as well!

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