@marmelab
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“Distracted Boyfriend” meme. The original woman has a React logo on her head; the distracting woman has a COBOL logo on hers The boyfriend is labeled WEB DEVS

@JohnSullivan
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Post from Jon Miller:

so you’re telling me 5 min before trump announced a ceasefire, someone in his inner circle loaded up on a perfectly-timed trade (long stocks, short oil), walked away with billions, and then we the plebs are told $8 gas is just “the price of freedom” so just get less starbucks ???

@BrianJopek

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Headline: The NEXT big Iran War announcement

Caroline Leavitt is near the podium at the White House. She is looking at a group of people clicking on their cell phones behind a wall partition, and asking “What are we waiting for?” One of the people replies “Everyone to get their trades in.”

@BrentToderian #AltText4You a group of people cycle cheerfully along a leafy urban street under the strap line "Gas prices? What gas prices?"

Below is the text "Better cities create choices"

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Photo of distraught Erika Kirk at a microphone. Text: post from “The General” - BREAKING: Turning Point USA is warning Americans against conducting independent investigations into Charlie Kirk’s murder, calling it too dangerous.

RE: https://kinkycats.org/@bastetandptah/116087771067083537

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Pencil drawing of a white woman lying naked on her back. Focus on the middle of her body. Naked boobs. Thighs wide spread. Her hands touching her self. One massaging her right thigh the other one is on her way to her crotch. The outlines of her labia can only be guessed. Only the lower part of her face is shown. Lips slightly opened. Wavy hair swirling around her face.
A small red dot is penciled beside her left shoulder.

RE: https://mastodon.world/@exocomics/116319991278709170

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Drawing of an open laptop with an orange striped cat sticking out of the screen. Wide pupils and the sticked out tongue make it look pretty cute. Below the laptop a progress bar labeled "DOWNLOADING... 65%" is shown.

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A woman cosplaying the Statue of Liberty (very well indeed - congratulations to her) is arrested, her hands zip-tied behind her back, by heavily armed police, apparently in a city in the United States.

RE: https://kinkycats.org/@everything/116307575626795124

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Photography of the lower back of a pale white woman wearing white low fit flowing trousers whit a white pearls string tanga underneath it. Only showing the pearl chains on the left and right of her hips. On her lower back a tattoo like impression of a curved tribal with a heart in the middle pressed into her skin.