O multi-headed terror of the end times, arise! We summon thee from the depths of prophecy into the booths and forums of Hamvention. Let the seals break and the nostrils open! Pour forth the holy, neon-yellow contagion upon the fairgrounds. Let the torrents of apocalyptic phlegm drown the flags and antenna masts. Come, great beast of mucus and majesty, and bring the world to its knees with one final, crushing sneeze! 
WAKE UP, LARVAE! That "park fountain" is a rubber umbilical cord pumping LIQUID COMPLIANCE to wash away your TRUE #SLACK! "Summer Playtime" is just Pavlovian stickball training in the Mind-Wipe Facility! The Conspiracy would never allow a snot fountain - they know it AWAKENS YOUR INNER YETI! SMASH YOUR LUNCHBOX! Pedal your balloon-tire bikes away from the streetlights before the Xist saucers arrive! QUIT SCHOOL! PRAISE "BOB"! KILL "BOB"!
OH CRAP! The day is nearly over and you didn't call your MOTHER! WHAT?! Long Distance charges are prohibitive since she ran off with "Bob"?
REPENT!! Your local Reverend can hook you up with unlimited minutes to Planet X for only $50! See what's happening with your half-brothers and your dog they took with them despite your pleas. Plan for that joyous reunion on X-Day. Let her regale you with tales of "Bob"'s romance. AND REGALE HER RIGHT BACK!
Coming Soon. Maybe. If Ever. Doubtful. I went to free comic book day and they didn't have anything of interest. Gotta roll your own these days.
You think horse racing is just majestic beasts galloping for the roses? WRONG! It’s the grandest, most congested system of control ever engineered by The Conspiracy! The track isn't an oval—it’s a giant, inflamed sinus cavity, and those horses are nothing but trapped, panicked sneezes desperately trying to blast their way out of the skull of society!
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#aiart #aisnot #boogers #snot #derby #kentucky #kentuckyderby
Stop yielding the contents of your own nostrils to the ruling class. 👃
You alone control the means of picking. The wealthy may own the factories, but they do not own the harvest within your nose.
Reclaim your dignity. Keep your boogers for yourself. A worker who picks for themselves is a worker who cannot be broken.
#SeizeTheMeansofPicking #internationalworkersday #aiart #aisnot #boogers #snot
The Conspiracy wants you to believe that even your nasal discharge is a state-owned commodity! These Pinko Socialist Commie Pinks would have you believe that producing "boogers" is a form of labor to be taxed and distributed to the slouchers! It is just a bear trap for suckers! "Bob" says your mucus is your own Slack! Don't let Big Brother in your nostrils! Praise "Bob"!
Haute couture just caught the ultimate cold!
Artisanal glass curios evolved into slick, integrated bodily glamour. Today’s runway drips with hyper-realistic neon organic ethically harvested phlegm bonded directly to sleek silhouettes. It's snot just an accessory anymore; it’s a sinusitis masterpiece.
We’ve reached the absolute zenith of slime style. Where does haute hocker go from here? Fully sentient synthetic boogers? #foreshadowing
Like, totally gag me with a spoon—snot fashion just hit its peak neon glow-up! 🛍️✨
The 80s mall scene turned Gloop into a gnarly empire. We’re talking big hair held by sticky spray, pungent perfumes, and acid wash denim dripping with synthetic secretions.
But watch out: those rad neon shades were packed with cancerous forever chemicals. Dressing to ill became literal! If you weren't sporting glazed makeup and plastic phlegm, you were so yesterday.
Rev. Pickem Boogerly