Mastodawn

Mám tady 2 hořáky!
Hledám dvě účetní, jednu GL na full-time a jednu "mzdovku" na part-time:

🔥General Ledger #Accountant, zodpovídá za komplet účetnictví v CZ entitě

🔥Payroll Accountant, primárně řeší s koordinátorem mzdovou (a HR asi taky) agendu cizinců

Hey UK #gamedevs, can anyone recommend a reasonably priced #accountant for a tiny #IndieGames company that wants to take full advantage of VGEC and R&D tax credits, and apply for grants?

Asking for a friend.

The Chris Dantes May 15

I'm an #accountant.

At work, I use a wireless keyboard with a touch pad instead of a mouse. I also have a separate wireless number pad. The batteries for the number pad need to be recharged.

I realized within 5 minutes that I'd rather have a root canal than try to do my job with just the top row numbers on the main keyboard.

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David August ❌👑May 11

[The guess-the-next-word machine, which is kinda what LLMs like ChatGPT, Claude and the rest are, don't have a firm grasp of reality. We ought not to trust them completely: check their work scrupulously.] #joke #funny #comedy #accountant #engineer #statistician #AIagent #AIethics

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David August ❌👑May 11

Worked for the IRS and also corporations, well balanced. They ask, "what is 1+1?" Accountant gets up, closes the office door, sits back down, leans in, and with a twinkle in their eye asks, "what do you want it to be?" 3/4 #joke #funny #comedy #accountant #engineer #statistician #AIagent

David August ❌👑May 11

I heard this joke long ago, about accountants, but now feels maybe its about AI agents. Firm was hiring new person. Call in an engineer. Resume is great, love their experiences, and at the interview's end, ask, "what's 1+1?" 1/4 #joke #funny #comedy #accountant #engineer #statistician #AIagent

Dave Volek Apr 30

Spolu 13: Accounting

The spolu network can set up better accounting standards:

https://www.tiereddemocraticgovernance.org/blog_details.php?blog_cat_id=19&id=348

#tiereddemocraticgovernance
#accounting #accountant

Kontak Recruitment Mar 30

Accountant (JB5987)
Roodepoort, Gauteng
R25 000 to R30 000 a month CTC

#Accountant #BalanceSheetRecons #BankRecons #Journals #Intercompany #ExcelAdvanced #AccountingSoftware #FinanceOps

Apply: https://bit.ly/AccountantJB5987

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The Bad Place Mar 25

The Guardian | Epstein accountant and lawyer say federal agents never questioned them by Oliver Milman

In House depositions, disgraced financier’s associates say they were not contacted after his 2008 plea deal

Jeffrey Epstein’s accountant and his attorney have both said that federal government investigators never interviewed them about the late financier’s crimes and their work with him, according to deposition videos released by the House of Representatives’ oversight committee.

#jeffreyepstein #federalgovernment #accountant #attorney