"No, I will not perjure myself to incriminate #JulianAssange… okay maybe I will, but you gotta let me continue to sexually #abuseChildren. Do we have a deal, USA?"

The #USA whistles while handing over script of #falseTestimony. "Learn it, word for word, or those #children? Ka-BOOM"

#freeAssangeNow #jailTheWarCriminals #trueCrime #darkSatire #satire #parody #iceland #uk #australia #youWontSeeThisOnTelevision #newMedia #pedophilia #maniac #protest